Better butt-kicking ninja than feauxy.
The story begins in ancient Japan. The Fushigawa ninjas wreaked havoc among the peaceful peasants and citizens. Their leader, a savage, eggplant stealing brute named feauxy (pronounced fee-OO-ksa-y) was the most notorious of them all. She was known to be one of the most skilled martial-artists in Japan.
One day, however, a vigilante ninja who pursued righteousness and fought valiantly against eggplants and tyrants decided to put an end to feauxy's reign of terror.
They met in a desolate field at midnight to battle to the death. Feauxy drew her sword, but ricified was already upon her. He wielded... the Eggplant of Justice. At its very sight, feauxy was frozen in fear. Ricified completed his attack, thrusting the EoJ through feauxy's heart of malice and corruption.
As she crumpled to the ground, ricified knew the Fushigawa ninjas would no longer wreak havoc upon the helpless peasants of Japan.
by anonymous Apr 11, 2003 add a video