Read: Superfluous plastic accoutrements, including, but not limited to Alteeza lights, wings, bodykits, misc. other body parts (wheel flares, BMW gills, false air intakes, grills), contraband badges, parts taken off other cars and used for aesthetic purposes, and stickers particularly those of the Type R variety. Also includes pointless modifications such as functional/nonfunctional exhaust tips, exhaust resonators that produce the sound of a performance exhaust system, "cold air intakes" located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine), excessive use of chrome, neon and strobe lighting (in any location), excessively large wheels and tires, gaudy wheels(color matched to the car or containing spinning parts), brake rotors painted in a way that emulates performance brakes, and fake blow off valves that emulate the sounds made by a real turbo(s). In addition these types of vehicles are excessively lowered to the point of immobility.

Although a common blight in imported automobiles coming from the Asian continent, the disease has spread to European and American vehicles as well. Both cars and trucks are effected. Male owners under the age of 25 who suffer from an inflated sense of self and a small penis most frequently fall victim to this disease.
I can't believe that "Type R" Honda thinks he can really take on my stage 6 Audi S4.

That poor little Volkswagen GTI has been ruined by a ricer. We should gather funds for a rehabilitation project.
by Queen of Ingolstadt November 24, 2003
1. Anyone who thinks they know shit about cars but are usually wrong and make an ass out of themselves.
2. People who exagerate what their car is capeable of or claim it has beaten cars that it has no way in hell of beating.
3. Someone who thinks 39.99 Candian Tire add-on parts are "cool".
1a. Yeah, my golf redlines at 8700rmp!
1b. Honda's don't need their brakes bled! They have special system! - ricer
Get the fuck outta my garage! - me
2. Yeah so I beat a G35 off the line then I killed a RX8! - this guy owned a 1.5 Civic. BONE STOCK 1.5 Civic!
3. Dude check out that $40 neon light bar they got at Canadian Tire! I need that!
by Mr. Mopar December 10, 2006
RICER, N; Any import car with any of the following items: large exhaust pipe (known as a fart tube), large fiberglass rear wing (known as a park bench), aftermarket tail-lights, fiberglass body kit that is a different color from the rest of the car, plastic spinner rims, many racing decals and or stickers, and neon lights. Ricers tend to rev up their engines so that they sound cool when passing crowds of people. They use terms such as "VTEC" and "NOS." They also exaggerate their cars horsepower.
1. "Yo man, I'm running 2000 lbs of boost. You can't touch my ricer honda dawg."

2. "Dude, once the VTEC kicks in, its all over." -ricer

3. "When we raced you called me a cheater, couldn't hang with the 1.6L" -ricer
by American Power September 04, 2006
Slow cars that look ugly. Ricers have very little power. Ricers are cars that people will put mufflers on that make the car sound like an angry pack of bees, cold air intakes, body kits, big spoilers, and oversized rims on.
Them ricers thought they were cool doing burn outs at the red light until alittle ways down the road i passed them in my truck.....only doing 90 and it looked like they were standing still.
by ME July 01, 2004
The owner of a weedeater that has a car body on it...
I hate rice... Buy real power
by Ryan February 14, 2004
One who puts a TYPE R sticker and/or an upside down Acura badge oh his/her honda civic. One who can fistfuck his/her exhaust pipe. One with a double decker spoiler on a front wheel drive, automatic, 120HP asian family vehicle.
usually those who wear abercrombie or something like Ecko or people with condoms on their heads (some call them "dough-rags")
by Vladimir January 05, 2004
When you see a kid who is rolling down the street with all show no go and knows nothing about his car and tries to talk "cool" about his car..when in all reality he knows nothing.
A kid who is not asian yet "tries" to be and has all different types of asian caligraphy on his/her car and is not asian whatsoever.
by Kate November 22, 2003
Rice stands for "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements".

A ricer is someone who owns a car, usually with about 120hp, but thinks a body kit, rims, airplane wing, fart can, stickers, decals, ect will make the car fast because it will look fast. Ricers believe that adding tacky body mods will somehow get them pussy and give them 400hp to the wheels. Ricers are usually stuck-up white kids who fall for marketing schemes from magazines and "import performance" websites, mezmorized by the pictures of bodykits and big fart cans, and believing the "dyno proven 100hp gains" written in the product descriptions.
Ricer buys 120hp Civic because hes broke.

Ricer watches Fast and the Furious and wants 500hp to the wheels and some pussy.

Ricer buys an import magazine and sees a body kit that gains him 200hp "dyno proven".

Ricer buys the body kit but hes too lazy to paint it the color of his Civic, but he puts it on anyway.

Ricer revs his fart can at girls and they laugh.

Ricer trys to race a 350Z and loses the $500 bet because he did the "math" and thought he had 537hp and would win, i guess not.

Ricer hangs himself because he fails at life.
by psykadabra October 16, 2009

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