riceps 

A pair of ridiculously amazing thoughts, that go hand in hand, foot in mouth.

"He is a great mind of our epoch." and "He tried to microwave clam chowder in a Solo cup." After two such thoughts, one could reasonably claim "Riceps!". See "Eureka!"

riceps by Thomas Jefferson Hooker April 10, 2008

ricestoration 

the long term process of reconditioning and ricing out older, often japanese, cars to varied degrees and with mixed results

Over the past three years I installed a rear wing, a fiberglass body kit, 17" chrome wheels, and lambo doors on my '95 civic. It just needs a new paintjob and the ricestoration will be complete.

ricestoration by SpeedyG123 February 22, 2009

ricepower 

A fictitious gain in horsepower by adding large spoilers, mufflers, and/or stickers to crappy import cars such as hondas.

Yo dawg! betweens dis 5 inch fart-can muffler and dis wing I jus ganked off some cessna, my civic be pushin 650 ricepower, Fo Shizzle!

ricepower by sirweazel May 13, 2005

RICERS 

Any teenager or young adult who takes a japaneese import car, ususally a Honda, and adds relitivly cheap aftermarket parts that have no effect on engine performance. Such parts are aftermarket exhaust, intakes, wings, lights, and stickers. Most commonly added are NOS and VTEC Sitckers. When the hood is lifted however the engine isn't a VTEC and there is no Nitrous Oxide system Installed.

When challenged to a race ricers will almost always and laugh and drive away with there exhaust making you deaf for a tempary amount of time. On occasion a ricer will make the mistake of pulling up with the Rap blaring and ask a guy in a small low powered car to "rice" becasue they can't say race. The person will almost always decline the "rice" but if they accecpt they will win because the ricer drives his car in first gear only becasue it is louder than the higher gears.

I could beat any ricer in my rusty old corsica. Execpt I wouldn't wake up the neighboorhood with my exhaust.

RICERS by Garrett October 28, 2003

Ricest 

People who are prejudice against people who eat rice or have any affiliation with rice (Asians). They tend to be very arrogant towards anyone from Asian descent or who look remotely Asian.

Paul, you're a Ricest!

Ricest by Pwong July 25, 2014

ricershnitzel 

related to the stupid retards that make their imports into ricers, except that this is when they take german cars and rice them, like VW's and BMW's turned rice.

That Volkswagen has underglow and rims, he's definitely a ricershnitzel!

ricershnitzel by thirdgen August 29, 2007

Quad Ricers 

Arguably the best quad/dirt bike channel on Youtube. Full of redneck activity, sexual noises and unexpected ear rapes in basically every episode. The Quad Ricers are all around 21 years old so they’re old enough to drink in most states but not quite mature enough to land a decent job. They act like they’re still 14, which is why the channel is so hysterical. Most of the time you’ll see them clapping out any Bilstein suspension they can get their hands on and giving everything a check while leaving room for plenty of memes in between.

Guy: Did you see the Quad Ricers fuck up the rebuild?

Guy 2: Yeah, but it’s a beater.

Quad Ricers by Quad Ricers February 13, 2018