Whats the problem with tuners, we all (muscles, and imports) work under a hood and turn the same wrenches, you guys hate on the upgrades we make make, what about your upgrades, carbs instead of throttle bodies, i'd rather sink $10,000 into a four cylinder than $5,000 into a muscle just to achieve the same results also check the history very few stock american muscle cars ran 10secs in a 1/4 mile now look how many stock imports does any comments respect it for what it is yeah there is no replacement for displacement but come on be fair 140-250hp "rice burner" with a lower 1/4 mile time than the 750-900hp muscle
camero w/305 sporting the ss badging (what the ?????) hate on us for putting a type r badge on our rice burners
by 92skivic February 19, 2006
An asain produced automobile that is purchaced and custom fabricated to race on the street
I took out my GT 500 last night and shit on every rice burner at the pike
by cliff December 06, 2002
Any Asian-import automobile. The term "Rice Burner" is derived from the cars' origin, in Asia, where rice is a very abundant food (it's a starch). In order for a car to qualify as a Rice Burner, it must:
1) Have a 4-cylinder engine, also referred to as a "Four banger"
2) Be of Asian origin, and produced by an Asian automobile manufacturer, such as: Honda, Toyota, Infiniti, Lexus, Kia, Mistubishi, Suzuki, Subaru, Isuzu, or Acura, to name a few
3) Be small and compact, as most Asian imports are
4) Be extremely ugly, as most Asian imports are
5) Have an extremely annoying, and extremely poor-sounding muffler and exhaust system because the cars only have 4-cylinder eninges, which are totally worthless
6) Have a four banger that makes a petty amount of power and torque, that a kid on a bicycle could beat to 20 mph. Here, there is an exception however. The Mistubishi Lancer Evolution, and the Subaru WRX STi are the most powerful Rice Burners sold in the United States. Although they make upwards of 260 hp, and they should be given atleast a little bit of respect, they are still considered Rice Burners because they meet the rest of the requirements, and a car that slips through the cracks of this definition could be devastating to my credibility
Most Rice Burners are modified by their foolish owners. Several owners choose to bolt cheap, crappy parts onto their Rice Burners, becuase they are foolish and they think this makes their crappy car look "cool." These parts can include: even crappier sounding mufflers and exhaust systems that are usually extremely restricitve, abnormally large, useless and overdone rear spoilers, rather ugly body kits that do nothing for the cars' aerodynamics, unproportionally large wheels, often chrome, that can slow the cars' acceleration and lenghten it's braking distance because of the mass of the wheel, underbody neone lights that are illegal in most states to drive with, front wheel drive that is worthless, and last but not least, retarded sound systems that most of the time take up so much luggage space its not even funny, that eat the cars' battery alive, and taht disturb the peace by playing retarded rap and gay person pop because that is what is considered "cool," but is really not because most of today's population does not realize how incredibly awesome Rock is.
My Rice Burner sucks and it sounds like poo.
by Eugene Wahmbat January 05, 2005
did I scare you into deleting my DEFINITION?
SPEED BUMPS FOR FORD BRONCOS

My 78 FORD Bronco Has And Will Run Over Any Riceburning Fart Can Exhaust P.O.S.
Anyone Want To Take Me On???
Come Get Some!!!
Fear The Power Of The Mighty Ford!!!!

what did I hit? musta been a speed bump or rice burner same diff. LOL
by 78Bronco October 07, 2003
a young asian who successfully manages to incorrectly prepare food native to his homeland
Elliott is such a rice burner -- he tried to cook rice for photography class but managed to mess it up not once, but 4 times!
by Chelsea K. March 15, 2006
an "awesome" car that is very "fast", at least thats what the fag at the Blue Pillow Cafe' told me
man, my car, is like, sooooooo rice burning, a hahahahah , aint it cute though
by LTearnhardt August 27, 2003
(1) Japanese motorcycle
(2) person born in an oriental country
(1) "His Honda is a rice burner" said the Harley rider.

(2) that slanty-eyed little rice burner is the best Honda tuner in town.
by John R. December 08, 2003
Any 2 stroke motorcyle
CBR 250rr
by FJR1300 July 12, 2003

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