Whats the problem with tuners, we all (muscles, and imports) work under a hood and turn the same wrenches, you guys hate on the upgrades we make make, what about your upgrades, carbs instead of throttle bodies, i'd rather sink $10,000 into a four cylinder than $5,000 into a muscle just to achieve the same results also check the history very few stock american muscle cars ran 10secs in a 1/4 mile now look how many stock imports does any comments respect it for what it is yeah there is no replacement for displacement but come on be fair 140-250hp "rice burner" with a lower 1/4 mile time than the 750-900hp muscle
camero w/305 sporting the ss badging (what the ?????) hate on us for putting a type r badge on our rice burners
by 92skivic February 19, 2006
Any small, disposable vehicle that resembles a push-type lawnmower at first glance. Usually (poorly) piloted by scrawny white boys trying to work through identity crises.
Trailer-pard Tad (otherwise known as deluxe_247) scrapes his generic Asian tin can along at 34 mph with his (c)rap blaring at distorted levels. He calls other backward-hat wearing punks "treble rebels". Sesame Street is urgently looking for you, Tad.
by lexusux October 13, 2003
1. A piece of shit asian import driver who believes any car can knock 10 seconds off their quater mile time with a turbo.
2. Any asian import with a disproportionally large tail wing, a low body kit, a high performance 4-cyl. engine, chrome rims, an obnoxiously loud exhaust system with a tip wide enough to fit your forearm into, and a sound system weighing as much as the car made to out-sound the exhaust. Cars like this usually get laughed off the racing strip.
by 89IROC-Z November 22, 2003
A 2000 dollar car with peel on window tints, 4 different sized wheels with 4 differetn hub caps on them. The car that you can hear smell and see the smoke cloud from an hour later.
johny jumped into his 1985 rice burner right after he finished his drug deal.
by max the jew September 18, 2003
Any asain imported car were the owner does only changes the cosmetics of the car and does not do any performance modifications.
Putting a wing on the car or getting a body kit before putting in a cold air intake or any other performance parts
by Andy June 01, 2003
A little shitbox japanese car that some fully sick leb has decided to "hot up". Hotting up a car for them is usually putting on a body kit and a blow off valve.
The lebs drove their riceburner to the party and were laughed at not just because their in a rice burner, but because theyre leb.
by AshleyLoren May 18, 2005
A; all show no go B; more power to the stickers C; good view of my ass when racing
hey riceboy, i noticed one of your fog lights is out when i looked in my rear view mirror
by Jap Can Crusher September 11, 2003
a rice burner is a small vehicle of some sort, many many stickers that say this is fast but really isn't, a 1/2 inch exhaust leading into a $300 buck coffee can muffler, a huge rear wing that at maybe 300 mph could take off, the Bling Bling and all that other shit, ground effects that add much more weight to the piece of shit, then theres the wheels and rims that cost alot more then the entire car it self. the driver of the vehicle thinks he or she is the shit of the world well they are the shit, the shit I just left behind me. also theres the engine modifications that would include chrome covers colorful wiring and other crap but the engine is still stock, the turbo is usually burnt because they don't know how to cool them off when they shut the engine down. and finally they talk shit saying that they beat all kinds of cars, vettes, f1's all the same shit to them, they just don't give up.
when I drive my 71 nova around with its 427 don't even think about racin unless you have 1 grand in cash, because you'll be behind be all the way.
by spence February 22, 2004
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