A ford mustang (usually v6) that has been transformed into a ricer. You can spot one of these, just look for any of the following: Large spoiler, Euro tail lights (altezza), Fart can exhaust, halo headlights, wheels with a japanese brand name on them, Crazy gay graphics, body kits, fake hood scoops, or anything else you would expect to see on a honda.
These cars are usually owned by people who talk shit on ricers and then install every part on their mustang. These people are often convinced that they have american muscle or a show car.
Did you see that rice-stang? sweet tail lights fag.
Did you see that mustang w/ the fart cans? total rice-stang.
A non-Japanese performance car/bike that regularly defeats Japanese performance cars/bikes (rice) in races.
My Trans Am is the ultimate Rice Raper!
Holy Shit bro', there's a Nissan GTR pulling up beside us. You're screwed dude!
Lovin' the stang. Sex with the top down, my tits bouncing with enthusiasm for the sweat that went into creating a strong american machine that when you hear it purring past your block you know is a Mustang... my stang, with hp a rice-burner can only dream about!!!
Every car needs a theme, but every Mustang needs a mascot!
A Jap rice car that can rarely keep up with american muscle cars. Never will be allowed in any club containing a Mustang, Camaro, Charger, Nova, or Firebird.
Kid-----what was that?
dad-----that was a car that couldn't keep up with my stang.
what piece of shit.
The biggest ricer mobile ever. Everyone who has one thinks they're amazing, however in essence it is still a neon. It gets smoked by Chevy SS Colbalts. Run HIGH 13's in the quarter mile....a car meant for economie and to go slow converted to a "super race machine"..not.
SRT-4 Owner: DUDE! I just did 13.99 in the quarter!
Neon Owner: Sweet!!! I just did 14.00!! NIce time! ANd you only spent $5 000 more then me!
Mustang Owner: *Does a massive burnout and laughs at ricers. WHile doing 11.7 with a completly stock 'stang + supercharger.*
Derives from a combination of (Subaru) wrx and (Mazda) rx8 = Any sportscar whose name you can't remember, especially if it is Japanese.
BOB: I can't believe it! Some Jap-Crap Rice Rocket blew away my Mustang last night!
MIKE: What was it?
BOB: I don't know Japanese! Some wrx8 or something!
MIKE: Come on. It's not THAT surprising! You only have a V6 in that thing!
BOB: WOW! I could've had a V8!
Cool Suv produce till 2004
Came with a 4.3 Vortec and was and 4x4 versions were Offroading beasts
1st gens were square shaped and had about 160hp
2nd gens are more stylish and come with a 4.3lt vortec v6 which produced 190hp and a whopping 250 ft lbs torque at only 2800 rpms so it's quick as hell in first gear
2wd blazers are a little quicker and have more west coast style
Blazers came with body on frame construction like most trucks and was proven to be durable
gets about 22mpg hi-way, 16-19mpg city, not bad for a peppy v6
a powerful suv
both will leave a 4cly rice burner in the dust, trust me
People call it a gay car until they see the towing power and decent mpg, and when it pulls like a bat outta hell off the line and leaves there v6 stang in the dust
"Holy crap that's a nice Chevrolet Blazer it has west coast style."
"Damn my civic was no match for that Chevrolet Blazer cause it was quick as monkey balls off the line."
"I tried to beat this teenager in his Chevrolet Blazer but my ram 1500 lost traction and lost."
"Come on kids pile in the Chevrolet Blazer"