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risinger 

When someone tries to take charge of a situation but has no control over any of the other parties, so just makes rules up.
See all episodes of on the spot (roosterteeth)

"Yeah he is such a risinger"
risinger by Zukeshark December 15, 2016
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Flight Rising 

addictive dragon hell where coli never gives you eliminate and has a forum full of memes, Flight Rising has a very friendly and warming community.

Flight rising is also the only reason why you would have a dragon wear pants. It is also the place where people willingly sell the children of their beloved virtual pets.
Flight rising exists.
Flight Rising by Iamthing June 24, 2018

Filling Machine or Rinsing Machine 

The penultimate question we homosapiens always have about what type of machine we saw was a filling machine (which FILLS THE SODA BOTTLES) or rinsing machine (which RINSES THE SODA BOTTLES), which is usually found in the Kiri Soda factory in Uganda. The answer is simple: Don’t get them confused.
Friend 1: Hey bro, is this thing a filling machine or rinsing machine?
Friend 2: How the hell did you get out of the basement?
Friend 1: Through the filling machine.
Friend 2: That’s a rinsing machine.
Friend 1: I really think you’re wrong.
Friend 2: I really think you should get back in the basement.

Mr. Mojo Risin

Mr. Mojo Risin is a name that singer of the Doors, Jim Morrison, made up and added to the song L.A woman.

if you unscramble "Mr. Mojo Risin", you'll get "Jim Morrison"

You also don't have to think that long to find out that he was actually referring to his own cock.
but this is okay, because it's Jim Morrison.
and Jim Morrison's cock was one of the eight wonders of the world.
Mr. Mojo Risin'
Got to keep on risin'
Risin' risin'
Come on risin' risin'

Metal Gear Rising 

A Metal Gear game loved by some fans but not all, mostly due to the game not surrounding Snake, but surrounding a badass cyborg samurai dude with white hair who somehow stops time to slice you into tiny bits while very loud and good music plays in your ears.
Person 1: "Metal Gear Rising sucks. It's a complete change and the protagonist is not even that cool."

Person 2: "Okay, but can you beat the games OST?"

Person 1: "Fuck."
A boil or abscess that causes a rising
"I got a risin on my butthole" (This is a true example in the ER triage)
Risin by TexRob April 16, 2008