Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way

Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail

Pabst Brown Ribbon by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011

Blue Ribbon Special 

(n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals

Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).

Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.

A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.

z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."

(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."

Blue Ribbon Special by Motivational Void. February 7, 2010

ribble rabble 

A group of individuals that are disorderly with repeated anger and foolishness that is hard to be controlled by anyone

I am sick and tired of all this Ribble Rabble in my community

ribble rabble by ML Jackson July 5, 2017

firewatch ribbon 

Alternate slang term for National Defense Service Medal (see also gedunk ribbon)

Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."

firewatch ribbon by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

Ribsskog 

Ribsskog, a Norwegian term for a crazy, paranoid person, typically a person suffering from delusion.

That person is a ribsskog!

Ribsskog by Johannes oO December 11, 2009

Robbstapo

n. the official secret police force formed by Robb in order to aide his regime in cleansing the undesirables from the former United States of America.

...you mean he was arrested by the Robbstapo?

Robbstapo by Professor Dr. Decimus Meridias December 11, 2010

Rusty Ribbon 

What happens when a woman stains her thong with a moist, juicy, liquid filled fart.

I was gonna do Chadra last night, until I found her Rusty Ribbon.

Rusty Ribbon by Estacada James March 1, 2006