She is mysterious. Like a bird in a groundhog hole. She smells like peppermint. but don't get to close, or she might lick your nose. she's got a large booty, than can rival Pamela Anderson's boobs. Rhonda is nonsense. She is nothing, and yet she is everything. she see's all and knows all, and yet, she know's nothing. She has random cravings for jelly on a stick, and has a mad obsession with plucking boys eyebrows till they are no longer there. Brad Pitt is her soul mate, but nobody knows that. She doesn't understand the colour yellow, because it clashes with her diet. She can't stand when dogs eat pickles. it messes with her mind. she is dumb. wayyy dumber than she looks. but WATCH OUT. she is pretty smart. don't even try to fool this bad girl. she is a lady! who is smart. :)
boy1: didn't you hear? Rhonda is my everything.
boy2: but i thought she was my nothing!
boy1: ya kno, you are almost as dumb as rhonda.
boy2: that must make me pretty smart! :)
Rhonda: I CAN RIVAL PAMELA ANDERSON'S BOOBS WITH MY UNUSUALLY BIG BOOTY. my pet caterpillar's name is Tori.