1) Hell

2) A trap.

3) A black hole.
1) Person 1: I'm going to hell.
Person 2: Dude what'd you do to have to go to Rhode Island?

2) Oh no! We're in Providence! It's a trap!

3) Person 1: We're gonna be stuck here for the rest of our lives.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because we're in Rhode Island...
by Yamlicious October 24, 2010

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This is a horrible place with corrupt police, lawyers, and certain few wealthy running it. It is best not to go there unless you like jail, unjust punishment, along with the occasional police beat down.
Rhode Island
Providence
by RI_Citizen January 30, 2009

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1.A great state to leave 2.A half baked experiment in politics gone horribly awry 3.A great place to drink & drive ( even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns, there are bars everywhere, and most cops don't care unless you hit something and they actually have to put down their donut and work )4. A textbook example of how to destroy otherwise beautiful & picturesque coastal property 5. A great place to find an amazing variety of food at any hour of the day or night ( if you know where to go ) 6. A great state to leave
Why the hell did I stay in Rhode Island for 40 years, I'm outta here !!
by Fritay February 21, 2007

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If every U.S. state were to be a person's dick, Rhode Island would be George Bush's.
Guy: Where are you from?
Girl: Oh, I'm from Rhode Island.
Guy: Damn, that state is almost as small as Dubya's dick!
by Cuchilla October 20, 2009

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1. A great state to leave 2. A half baked political experiment gone horribly awry 3. A good state to drink and drive (even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns and the cops don't care unless you actually hit something and they actually have to work) 4. A textbook example of how to destroy (or privatize)otherwise beautiful and picturesque coastal property 5.On the upside, it's a great place to find an amazing variety of good food at any hour of the day or night, if you know where to go
I,m so glad I finally left Rhode Island after all these years, although it's midnight and I could sure go for a lobster.
by Fritay May 19, 2007

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Apparently filled with illiterate people who cannot spell to save their life.
person A: I'm from Rhode Island how do you spell that?

person b: Me too, I hav know klu.
by Providencebeast April 16, 2007

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The place you usually end up when you take a wrong turn.
"We were driving to the Cape we took the wrong exit and ended up in freaking Rhode Island."
by masshole#1 November 06, 2005

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