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1. chemunghole
The unfortunate souls born in Chemung County in New York. Typically resultant of inbreeding, most commonly between mother and son or father and daughter. These people are severly retarded, and can be classified as dumber than a box of rocks.
Visit downtown Elmira and look around, you are surrounded by Chemungholes. My four year old is very scared of "Chemungholes" He said that Chemungholes eat children!
2. Cold War
1. Period of mostly low-key or cultural brinkmanship between the United States and (most typically) the now-defunct Soviet Union, which formally ended in 1991 and had been going on since 1946 or 1917, depending on who you ask. Occasionally got hot or at least fairly warm in places like Vietnam, Berlin or Korea. Supposedly the fight between democracy and Communism, but nobody hears about such brinkmanship with China these days.

2. Any protracted, sullen standoff between people.

3. The ongoing medical attack on the vast family of rhinoviruses responsible for a condition known medically as acute nasopharyngitis.
They were Cold War kids, growing up in the 1970s.

There's a bit of a cold war between Jim and his parents these days.

They're still fighting the cold war, but for the moment we'll have to deal with blocked noses on a personal basis.
3. flumonia
Any type of sickness usually caught during winter or weather consisting of rapidly fluctuating temperatures. Commonly contracted from being in public places or being near children or adults who have children.
I went to my brother-in-law's school play and came home with flumonia.
4. Wog
A viral illness of the flu or upper respiratory tract infection.
My nose is running like a tap, I must be coming down with a ***wog***.
5. Inny
The best warlock on the Area 52 server. You can find her endlessly searching for a Time Lost Proto-Drake. She is also a whorelock in the city of Dalaran.
"Inny loves gnomelocks."
6. kennel cough
The cold virus that goes around your school for the first 2 weeks after your students start school. They infect each others and then eventually the teachers as well.
Me: Man, have you got the kennel cough too?
Friend: Yeah, back to school time again. Damn kids.
7. Vuenos Virus
"Vuenos Virus" is a name that has been given to a recent combinate strain (strains A + F) of Human Rhinovirus, of the Crombifitchidae family, that broke out in Tokyo, Japan during the first week of May, 2010. Origins are said to be a dance club with an alarming lack of cute girls located in the slums of Shibuya ward.

A total of 17 taxonomic proposals have been made locally (originally in Shibuya Ward but more recently Ginza District) regarding the "Vuenos Virus" as of June 02, 2010.

Unique properties of the most recent "Vuenos Virus" strain would include an unusually long single-stranded positive RNA genome of 12.6 kb in length, about 25% longer than other strains. It is considered a possibility that certain airborne chemicals such as cologne may have triggered a fierce mutation.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: persistent coughing, runny nose, an excessive tan, color contacts, body aches, tight shirts and bright-green profile images. These symptoms may last as long as a month as most medications prescribed by doctors will have no effect. Survival rate is estimated to be 42%.

Methods of transmission are standard. Aerosols, direct contact as well as consumption of contaminated skittles.
A 20-year-old student died while working part-time in Ginza after repeated visits to doctors and several courses of anti-biotics failed to cure her of the deadly Vuenos Virus.
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