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A male who is constantly chasing the "muff" around. A person who doesn't care if his "red rocket" is showing at any time. Sleeps for at least half a day while snoring the entire time. Exercise is slim and his diet is large. Can wolf down a plate of food in a matter of moments. Likes to fart.
by HeHateMe1222 February 05, 2010

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