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Rewriting the Warsaw Pact 

fucking, having sex, getting it on, etc.
I opened the door and my roommate and his girl were rewriting the warsaw pact.

Rewriting the Tax Code 

“We gotta wait for him to come out of the bathroom, he’s rewriting the tax code in there”

re-writing 

re-writing- adj/v: the act of being epic and re-defining the history books; acting out of the norm on spontaneous levels; going against the grain; bringing the unimaginable to earth's surface.
re-writing by "BP" January 9, 2009

Recruiting Fairy 

PARK JIMIN.

Park Jimin has been dubbed the Stan Attractor and Recruiting Fairy (fondly called induct by Koreans) of BTS since the beginning. Even when BTS wasn’t as big yet, the whole world has been watching Jimin and he has already been featured by tons of international news outlets. Named as one of the best boyband members of all time by The Guardian, Jimin was listed by Korean media as one of the idols in charge of killing parts, that brought millions of fans into the fandom. The 333 guy from Fire, the 424 guy from Not Today, the iconic Blood, Sweat and Tears intro, the Perfect Man, the Marionette from Fake Love, the Dust Dance from Spring Day, the Black Swan and many more. Most new fans, when asked, claimed to have seen one of these killing parts and decided to Stan BTS. Apart from Jimin’s killer stage performances, his visuals have also drawn lots of fans having gone viral multitudes of times by just standing and being absolutely beautiful. Remember the most viral fancam of all fancams, the 7 second guy. Yes. That’s Jimin, just breathing.

As Face of Kpop, locals know him. NonKpop fans associate Kpop with Jimin. Media is all over him. They say every year, locals fall in love with a new Kpop guy only to find out it’s just Jimin with a different hair color.
I started stanning BTS when I saw recruiting fairy Jimin on Perfect Man.
Recruiting Fairy by UnbiasedViews January 28, 2021

Rewiring Her Remote 

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.
" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.
Rewiring Her Remote by MADELINEB January 27, 2008

reciting the national anthem 

When an individual is vastly occupied by viscous anal rape whilst at the point of climaxing, they recite the entire United States national anthem written by Francis Scott Key
Harder, I’m about to..reciting the national anthem.”
“Fuck, I’m about to...reciting the national anthem too.”