reverse fucked

When you take a fat, long, hard, slow butt hole stretching shit that feels like a cock coming out of your ass hole.

Dude I was on the toilet getting reverse fucked... And it felt kinda good.

by Pee Wee Hernan September 14, 2011

reverse fucked

When you hook up with a girl thinking that she cares way more about you than you do about her then at some point realize she's started picking and choosing when she wants to hang out with you. Typically you get pissed, dump her, then try to hook up with her friend. Expected to end poorly.

I totally got reverse fucked by that chick. I thought she was mad about my nuts but then she stopped wanting to kick it.

by cowboyZ August 2, 2008

reverse fuck

Taking back someone's virginity

If you really hate me, you'd reverse fuck me!

by Lukewarmliness January 10, 2019

reverse fucking

The act of shoving small things up the male penis, i.e. pens, pencils, tubes, or other small, lengthy apparatuses.

Billy was so bored, he decided to try reverse fucking himself with the inner tube of a pen. Now he pisses black!

by holy hell! August 15, 2010

Reverse Fuck-ology

Manipulating your partner to have sex with you after initially getting rejected.

John: Babe I wanna have sex.

Janet: Not today I have a headache.

John: Thats Okay. I'm going to happy hour. I'll be home late, don't wait up.

John: (to himself) Reverse Fuck-ology. Works like a charm.

by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2011

Reverse Monkey Fuck

While hanging from a pull up bar you insert your erect phallus into the anus of a male/female while she/he a fecal nugget is crowning out of the rectum.

She was about to shit while i was doing pull ups so i reverse monkey fucked her

by The Shit Stuffer July 14, 2009

Reverse Text-Fuck

To repeatedly text your buddy or ex-girlfriend when you know that they are getting laid.

Stanley is upstairs banging Dawn. Let's Reverse Text-Fuck him.

by immature922 May 15, 2009