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Evaculation 

The use of a natural disaster to find horny girls.
I'm headed down to Miami cause I heard there's an evaculation going on.
Evaculation by DaRealDBlock September 12, 2017

Evaculation 

Sticking around in a Category 5 hurricane zone to pick up a few pairs of sweet sneaks.
We heard about all the evaculation going on, but we wanted to redistribute some sneaks from The Foot Locker.
Evaculation by Joel1983 October 3, 2017

EVACULATION 

Synonymous for evacuation for stupid people.

Also means to go Looting during hurricane Irma
Im a gonna fix to do some EVACULATION in this pawn shop right here in deepside
EVACULATION by Zookeeper1 September 19, 2017

Premature Retraculation 

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.
Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!

Evaculation 

(ee-Vak-u-lay-shun) n. To leave a place well after the designated time (late) to vacate.
"They told us the bar closed at 2am, but we didn't start our Evaculation until 3:30am player."

rejaculation 

the cum that squirts out of the vagina after a man ejaculates into her.
He: AAAaaah.
She: quick! get me a towel before i get it on the on the sheets!
He: rejaculation's a bitch.
rejaculation by herbedUP September 15, 2009