| 29. | Knife Lineup | ||
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The peanut butter, butter, steak, humus, fruit, and other various knives linedup on the sink due to chronic laziness, all left to be reused in the pursuit of saving on your hydro bill. Jess: Check out this knife lineup! Who the fuck is going to clean that up ?
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| 30. | recession weaves | ||
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the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.
Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart. Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times. Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?
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| 31. | recycledelic | ||
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Adjective used when describing something old repurposed into something awesome, amazing and wicked-smart new. Description for when one finds a cool new use for things that would normally end up in a landfill. Particularly useful when discussing thrift store fashion. Girl, your old tank top tote bag is recycledelic.
Making electricity out of cow manure is recycledelic. |
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| 32. | Shampons | ||
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Tampons made from a Sham Wow. Instead of buying a box of tampons, my girlfriend reused some shampons.
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| 33. | nurnie | ||
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In 3d modeling, these are modular assemblies of small detail models applied to the surface of larger models to add visual interest/complexity to otherwise plain areas. The detail models are generally designed to look like they serve some sort of mechanical/technological function, although what said function is specifically is typically ambiguous. The term dates back to at least the 1970s, when it was used among cinematic special effects artists to refer to physical models used in the same way in the construction of props and miniatures. At that time, they were often made from kitbashed hobby models of battleships, tanks, and cars. Today, the term usually refers to digital 3d models of this nature, which are created in the same manner as any other 3d model, but reused repeatedly to speed up the process of creating subsequent models. It can also be used as a verb to describe the act of applying nurnies. The Death Star, when shown up close, is covered in nurnies. That's no moon. It's like 1000 hours worth of pieces of plastic boat.
I don't want to design any spaceships today, so I say for these Star Destroyers, we nurnie these enormous arrow shaped piece of foamcore. Who's with me? That robot looks cool, but it doesn't seem technologically complex enough. Nurnie it up, buttercup. |
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| 34. | Mercedes Pens | ||
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Mercedes Pens is what happens when you glue about 10,000 pens on a 1981 Mercedes Benz 300SD. Created by Costas "the Pen Guy" Schuler four years ago when the thought popped into his head first thing in the morning. He now wants to collect 1,000,000 old pens and make other works of art with them.
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| 35. | Mystery Spitter | ||
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A dipping tobacco spitter that is used and then put away for some time only to be found without the knowledge of whose spitter it is. Oftentimes these spitters are reused for no reason other than not having to chug an entire bottle of water for a clean spitter (and a guaranteed bathroom break). Mystery spitters are most commonly found in Preparatory School settings. "What spitter can I use for this lip?"
"I don't know man, I guess you'll have to grab a mystery spitter. |
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