can i return it? 

a smart-ass response usually to an authority figure you've pissed off. often in response to something along the lines of "you've just bought yourself a week of detention" or something else you clearly don't want but have somehow purchased.

coach: that's enough outta you, maggot! you just bought yourself another lap!

gym student: uh...can i return it?

can i return it? by Xxpoison kissesxX May 10, 2011

burn it n return it 

a term used by pirates where one rips or burns a rented or borrowed DVD before they return it.

"Hey man, that was a good rental."
"Yeah, i'll probably burn it n return it."

"That was a good movie you borrowed from Joe."
"Yeah, i'm gonna burn it n return it."

(Commonly used with DVD rented from Netflicks or Blockbuster, as well as DVDs borrowed.)

burn it n return it by 5yrs and 250G May 12, 2010

Returnity

With regards to the California state flag:
The grizzly bear is on this flag because he could scare the gangster away. The word under the grizzle bear (returnity) mean when the person killed your friend or do something bad then you killed him back.

Don't mess with me, I'll get my returnity.

Returnity by Henry54 December 13, 2008