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return key isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. The Enter Key
A key I use so much that the word 'Enter' is worn out.
Some keyboards have the 'Return' key instead of the 'Enter' key - usually Macs. Same shit, different smell.
2. Any Key
any key - A non specific key on a keyboard, for morons who can't find the "any" key. simply press the "Return" or "Enter" key.
Where do I find the "Any" key on my keyboard?
by any key Mar 28, 2004 share this
3. <p>
symbol/code that one uses to indicate a space between lines when making a myspace (or something of that nature) profile.
I couldn't figure out why all of my words were running together even after I hit the return key a gagillion times. Then I remembered that one must insert <p> to make the lines skip.
4. latch-key kid
A child who is forced to return home to an empty house after school because women fought for suffrage and rights so they could get jobs and leave their children unsupervised and to their own devises while they convinced the world they didn’t belong in the kitchen.
"Hey! Want to go home and play with my dad's guns? Mom started working so my parents are never home after school!" Thus the life of a latch-key kid and the increase in accidents due to lack of supervision.
5. Kilo (or Key)
In this reference a Kilo would be 2.2 pounds worth of drugs which is one of the largest most used measurements when it comes to cocaine and marijuana. Most big dealers deal in multiple amount of kilos 20-40 a month. Medium dealers deal in 1-5 kilos a month and small dealers deal only in grams, some never to see a kilo of anything. A Kilo of cocoaine has a street worth of $18,000-$25,000 with a purchase price of $12,000-$15,000. A Kilo of Marijuana (or a brick because it is shrink-wrapped and vaccuum sealed for transport like Folgers coffee) has a street value of $2000. It can be purchased in bulk for about 60% of that value which is a fair price. Many dealers and middlemen involved in the life talk about "Kilo's" in the phonetically similar "key" and speak as locksmiths or keys as "car keys" you have to drop off to a customer.
Man 1: It's been nice talking to you but I have to go see a man about some keys (kilo's). I have my locksmith with me (trusted friend).
Man 2: (Understanding the metaphor but confusing the conversation in case they are being eavesdropped on) OK.. swing by when you finish. We'll put them keys on a ring when you get back. (Meaning we will divide and bag up the drugs when you return.)
by Johnny Bravo Apr 23, 2005 share this
6. uber
I'm tired of reading all your definitions, probably cuz of wrong german grammar.
über, written uber in 'american', since american keyboards dont have the ü key, means 'above, on top of' and not awesome or something else I had to read here... thx for ur time <3
über, to write ü, hold down ALT and press 129, release, and voila! ü !1one!!1


and btw, das uber soldat is an enemy in Return to Castle Wolfenstein(RtCW), an UBER GAME, but it's gramatically wrong, it should be "der über Soldat" which has no meaning at all in German, and not "Da s Uber Soldat"...
by Das Uber Soldat Jan 17, 2005 share this
7. clickaholic
Somebody who believes that, by mouse clicking repeatedly on an icon or button, he/she will make the computer/website respond faster.
Sadly, this behavior can actually make a computer run slower. Often, the clickaholic knows this, but can't control the compulsion to click obsessively anyway.
Clickaholics are also known to apply the same philosophy in analagous situations, such as pressing the return key.
Clickaholic: click click click click
Computer: ......
Clickaholic: Dammit! Why won't this program open already??
Computer: .....
Clickholic: click CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!!!
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