Guy 1: What the hell is on your shirt? Is that hello kitty?? That's really gay dude.
Guy 2: It's a Sonic the Hedgehog t-shirt and there is no way you can call that gay. By all means you can call hello kitty gay, and if I lost a bet I might wear a t-shirt with that cat on it but Sonic is retro platinum. Communist.
Guy 1: Oh ok, I only caught a glimpse of it. I love Sonic, I used to play that shit on my Game Gear all the time!
Guy 1: Man I just bought a 10,000 Pokemon cards on eBay for $50! Including a holographic Charizard!
Guy 2: Dude, Pokemon are really gay...
Guy 1: What are you talking about man, Pokemon are retro platinum!
Guy 3: No, he's right, they're just gay.