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leave em' then retrive em'

To leave em' then retrive em' is when you have left your dirty prostitute to make your pimp ass some money (ching ching) and you return only to find the slut is gone, so you strike out on your own with malice and vengence in your heart to "RETRIVE" her!
Bro,last night I had to strike out and find that fucking cunt shaniqua after I left her to do something strange for some change with that filthy trick "john", next thing I knew I was standing over two dead bodies. Why is always so damn hard to leave em' then retrive em'???
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Labrador Retriever 

A medium large dog breed originating from Newfoundland. They come in three colors according to the AKC. They are the most popular breed in US for many reasons. And you will find hair laying around if one is close by.
"My dog Murphy is a Labrador Retriever."
Labrador Retriever by -anonymous15 January 10, 2014

golden retriever girl 

a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling!!
*a girl with personality traits and characteristics that can be associated with a golden retriever. personality wise; funny/goofy, energetic, hyper, and just an over all goofball. characteristic wise; shaggy blonde hair, lanky, almost always smiling.

person A: “wow, i just meet a girl earlier and she is basically a human golden retriever!!”
person B: “aww!! aren’t golden retriever girls just the best!!”

Golden Retriever 

A significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship. Hence the reasoning why it is similar to having a golden retriever.
My boyfriend was explaining how it is so nice to be with me as I am so easy to keep happy. Enjoying the positive comments I asked him to elaborate and he then advised that I only required really good sleep, plenty to eat, and really nice walks to which I realized I was essentially a golden retriever.
Golden Retriever by The ToolShed January 14, 2019

Golden Retriever Boy 

A male who is goofy and gullible, yet very loyal and protective. Is often confused but excited and just wants to make others laugh.
He is such a cute Golden Retriever Boy and I can trust him.
Golden Retriever Boy by CatalystLuna December 18, 2020

Golden Retriever Boy 

A guy that’s sweet, gullible, and goofy, and is smart but can be dumb from time to time
Thomas is so cute he’s such a golden retriever boy”

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship