clasp-retaining high-five 

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.

A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.

clasp-retaining high-five by QuacksO March 16, 2019

Water Retaining Sea Cow 

A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.

"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"

Water Retaining Sea Cow by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Reinking 

A sickass guitar teacher who unfortunately gets really anal about school equipment and jokes directed towards the homosexual community. Has to suffer through a lot of retarded students "jokes" and fucking Pedro... Reinking is the shit.

Dude, I had reinking's class today and it was SICK!

-Dude, I had the sickest class today!
-Really? What's you have?
-I had Reinking's!

effin Pedro...

Reinking by WS, TR, JDML February 3, 2010

Water retaining sea cow 

A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.

Ha Ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny

Water retaining sea cow by Heatho November 18, 2006

prethinking 

Thinking about something you should think about.

I think that I should be prethinking a plan for that vacation.

prethinking by Lizard Kisser January 6, 2018

You’re thinking about it wrong 

Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?

The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”

You’re thinking about it wrong by Hym Iam November 19, 2022

DIRTY REINKING 

THE DICK OF A MAN GETTING BIT OFF BY A GIRL

The girl did a dirty reinking to her boyfriend.

DIRTY REINKING by clueless man October 3, 2020