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Recommerce

The act of conducting business online with the realisation that your old products have value and likely loss aversion. The product holder therefore increases their revenue to repurchase a new product whilst selling back their old ones.

During the recession smart consumers, 'trade in' to continue buying new.
Recommerce 101:

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Recommangst 

The anxious feeling you get after recommending something to somebody. This may be because you are unsure how the recommendation will reflect on you, or because you are desperate for them to love the thing too.
I had so much recommangst when I got my boyfriend to watch my favourite movie.
Recommangst by Bunch'n'acopes August 28, 2022

Recommendation Obligation 

The obligation one has to watch a particular TV series or movie after it was recommended by a friend, colleague or family member.

The victim of Recommendation Obligation feels a sense of guilt and anxiety which is only relieved by watching the entire movie or TV series.

NOTE: Social etiquette dictates that one must suffix any recommendation with "but don't feel obliged to watch it if you're busy or if it's not your thing or whatever".
Ohhh, I'm so tired, my buddy told me to watch "Gossip Girl" so I felt Recommendation Obligation and watched every season, even though I hated it.

redcommunistchinese 

Dank, based and redpilled are the words that will spring to one’s mind upon entering this haven of the leftist stratosphere. The Instagram account Redcommunistchinese took its name originally from Fallout’s reactionary automaton Liberty Prime and in doing so subverted and formed two kinds of ironies. On the one hand it reversed a dramatic irony- Fallout’s audience understand Prime as a grotesque stereotype of a classic American uber-nationalist (think Ripper from Dr. Strangelove!) and the acceptance of Prime’s phrasing by a leftist group gives it an odd legitimacy. This gives rise to a form of meta-irony where it is uncertain whether the account is mocking the robot, agreeing with him, ironically agreeing with him, or rejecting Liberty Prime by using his phrasing in a context entirely contradictory to its original use, which would give rise to further problems, as it suggests the account is unaware of the original irony. Anyway it’s a poggers account
Hello Andrei, I follow Redcommunistchinese’
‘Good’

Hello Rublev, I don’t follow Redcommunistchinese’
‘Bad’

recommended 

To be recommended, is to be paticularly favoured sexually in a circle of the opposite (or sometimes, same) sex.
"Hey Dave! You lucky devil, you!"
"Wha?"
"Heh heh, words goin' 'round that you're getting pretty highly recommended!"
"Oh wow!"

recommand 

When you enjoy a piece of art or media so very much you feel obligated to share it with others... so you recommand them to experience your stupid shit.
Omg have you seen inception. I recommand you see it.
recommand by Nate43rd January 15, 2017

10 10 recommend 

this song is so good, 10 10 recommend