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3.
v
1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.
n
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "tart".
2. Any object that has been retarted.
My toaster sucks, Imma have to retart this biYATCH.

Your mom is such a retart.

I'm gonna eat this retart, and like it too!
by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004
 
1.
Retarded spelling of 'retard'
<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003
 
2.
A morons way of saying RETARD...

Dave- Hey retart
Amanda- Hey Dave I think you wanted to say retard!
Dave-your being such a retart!
by Mara Dream June 14, 2008
 
4.
retart for the dumb fucks who cant spell retard and claim that retart is actually the real way to say it and spell it. RETARD IS THE REAL WAY TO SPELL IT AND SAY IT. RETARDS.
Jon: you are such a retart.
Dave: dont you mean retard? you retard.
Jon: no wtf is retard? its retart.
by ischoolu August 07, 2008
 
5.
(n)
1. a person, place, thing that has been tarted (made flamboyant and whore-ish) not once but 2 or more times.
2. a reheated pastry
3. retarded spelling of the word retard
the olde prosti sarah spitzer had been retarted to look doubley garish and flambouyant. she was becoming as crusty as a retart.
by EeeeeeF December 05, 2008
 
7.
How retards spell retard.
What was intended: You are such a retard!
What came out: u r such a retart!
by Mr.Retardo May 14, 2011