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2. retardified
Hav u ever came home with no pants on?, ran around a baseball field naked?, smashed holes in som poor girls ceiling?, kicked a pillow case for 1/2 a mile?, pretended u were a taxi in a 2door coupe?, rocked a yamicah nd read the torah?, or tried to rip down and a stall b/c ur friend wanted to take it home????....well then u my friend have been retardified. Being retardified is being in a state of mind of retarded.... you especially know your are retearditfied when ur boy spuds admitts to being boofed last weekend
I drank so much, im retardified
I smoked so much , im retardified
I snorted so much, im retardified
I enjected so much , im retardified
If u hav done any of the above, congradulate urself, u were once retardified
1. retardified
The act of having made something that otherwise wasn't retarded before retarded
Don't upgrade to Mozilla FireFox 0.9.1: It retardified my computer.
by KyleJCrb Jul 4, 2004 add a video
3. Retardified
When you so tired you act high or retarded.
Me: Shit, we were so retardified last night.

Buddy: Shit.
4. retardified
A person that isn't a retard, but acts like it.
"Hey, just because your retardified, it doesn't mean you should do less work!"
by Sarah Mar 20, 2004 add a video
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