adj. re·tard·ed Pronounced: ri-'tär-d&d

a. Anyone who uses more than 5% of the examples of "words" presented in this dictionary when addressing another person.
b. Someone too lazy to learn proper grammar, thus needing to create fragments or unnecessary augmentations of established words when struggling to communicate.
c. A person who makes up words to describe events, emotions, objects, actions, etc. Usually done in an effort to sound original or intelligent - see separate entry paradox
Read a book. Playboy and Hustler magazines do not count. If you were not born that way, you do not have to be retarded.
by SOA December 16, 2006
Do you people even know what the word means?
Geez, If you dont, Your a real sad person for calling people who arnt retarded, retarded. So next time you call someone retarded, Stop, and think..."Are they really retarded?"
Do i really have to put in an example? honestly
by Brat October 11, 2004
Somone mentally challenged, brain does not function normally, takes a while to answer questions, is extremely guillable
1. Tom Cruise is retarded enough to beleive in scientology
2. Lukes retardedness crept out and hit me
3. That person is so retarded it took him a minute to tell me the time
by Will Kelly May 20, 2007
Slow of mind, unintelligent, mentally distorted, confused, stupified, numb-in-the-head.
The retarded child ate my plastic spoon.
by Tim XYZ October 27, 2003
See "Stupid".
Then get round house kicked.
Wow, you must really be retarded if you look up retarded in the Urban Dictionary.
by Samuel Crushington, Ph.D. January 12, 2011
Definition: Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown is the worlds biggest retard for making Britain a living hell and absolutly pissing us all off.
Daniel: "Who the fuck is Gordon Brown?"
David: "the world biggest retard, he is so motherfucking retarded!"
by lossieloon2 February 05, 2009
When your drive way needs a new coat of tar so you retarded.
Guy1: why cant we walk on your driveway again?

Guy2: cuz we retarded

Guy1: ooo so you put a new coat of tar on it.

Guy2: yup
by Ballzak May 10, 2007

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