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29. Anarchy
It's the absence of goverment, to put it simply.
It's where you believe that you should have no goverment. Therefor, you have no system of law. Obviously. No laws, nothing. Just human beings ruling themselves. Which of course, would equal total chaos. And a collasped society. Making Anarchy a waste of time.
Guy: I need to find an Anarchy symbol?
Me: Why?
Guy: I'm putting it on my website. How do you spelll anarchy?
Me: a-n-a-r-c-h-y. Why, do you beleive in anarchy?
Guy: Hell yeah! Anarchy is what we need right now.
Me: -snort- Anarchy is the LAST thing we need right now.
Guy: How so?
Me: ugh. do you even know what anarchy is?
Guy: Yeah. It's where you hate the goverment.
Me: It's more than that.
Guy: -silence-
Me: You believe you should have no goverment. And we need a more enforced goverment with this war.
Guy: Well... you'd have a leader...
Me: That'd be Monarchy. That's a form of goverment.
Guy: Well, you'd have SOME sort of goverment...
Me: Anarchy is the ABSENCE of goverment, moron.

A conversation I had.
30. rock
the best music ever!!!!
u fuck bags r retarded. almost all rock isnt screaming and almost all rock isnt about a suckish life!ur mixing emo (softcore) with black metal/grindcore, etc with emo. that makes no sense at all. only black metal and some death metal is satanic. alomst all rock doesnt scream. rockers dont just bang instruments it takes talent; typically a shit load. its more complicated then u fuck tards think!!! rock differs ALOT. thers soft stuff and theres heavy stuff, screaming and singing. try browsing through rock on itunes, ull find a huge variety of rock. and if ur too stubborn to believe me, then go fuck a goat, and stop listening to rap/pop/hiphop/randb/techno, bitch!!
here r just a few rock bands/rockers(not all of them r good)

metallica
ramones
system of a down
venom(satanic)
cannibal corpse
the beatles
acdc
led zeppelin
elvis presley
jimi hendrix
h.i.m.
cattle decapitation
green day
fall out boy(soft yet about how shitty their lives r)
pig destroyer(a rappers ONLY idea of rock, grindcore)
red hot chili peppers
aerosmith
slayer
linkin park(shitty band, but nevertheless, its rock)
slipknot
black sabbath
the locust(grindcore)
sepultura
iron maiden
deep purple
guns 'n' roses
rammstein
cky(camp kill yourself)
motorhead
megadeth
johnny cash
less then jake
taking back sunday
def leappord
all american rejects
nickelback
sex pistols
the used
ozzy osbourne
jimi hendrix experience
carnage
korn
emperor
kiss, pink floyd and a fuck load more

if u dont like rock, then leave it alone and dont stereotype it.even the stuff that screams takes talent, all rock does. u gotta at least respect that.

p.s. rockers care about there instruments, they dont smash them. just cuz its wat u saw in a music video doesnt mean it happens in real life AND dudes with long hair arent freaks, almost no ones a freak; there just people who r different
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31. Valability
To make a non-comprehensible flat file system scale in an enterprise environment.
You have 2 weeks on the Valability project

You must make it Vale!
32. Smartarded
When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.
:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
33. QCD
I'm not sure on this one, buy isn't it a shopping channel on that shite satelitte system known as 'SKY' (home to a thousand and one retarded Americanisms that gives everyone a really bad impression of everything American!)
" Hmmm, think I'll buy some nice flame retardant pearl necklaces or something...Should I go to Aberkrombie and Felch to get them?"

"No don't bother moving your fat, lazy, retarded arse just QCD them off of the telly!"
34. GAD
Acronym which stands for Girls Are Dumb. It refers to the inherent lack of intelligence girls exhibit on a regular basis that guys are (for the most part) immune to.
Like the expletive "fuck" and other words, GAD can be used as many parts of speech.

Noun: "Mary drove 2 hours in the wrong direction before realizing it. What a gad."
Verb: "Dude, you're being illogical. Stop gadding it up."
Adjective: "This TV show sucks, it's real gaddy."
Expletive: "My sister can't figure out how to turn the TV on with the sound system. GAD!"
35. Runescape
Warning: This game sucks.Seriously, if you want to throw your life down the drain, there are better ways. Like heroin. You play it once, think "OK, this game has shit ass graphics, horrible gameplay, the worst lag I have ever seen in my entire life, but there's lots of things to do." So you continue playing it, until you become completely obsessed. So obsessed, some people bring ther labtops to school to play runescape at lunch and spares, stay up until three in the morning playing runescape in their closets and actually pay money to play. If you play Runescape, stop now. There are better things to life.

Defintion: A game developped by Jagex, affectionately refferred to as "Fagex". The game itself is a jumble of terrible graphics, awful gameplay and the most repetetive skill system I have ever seen. All you do is click on things! But it doesn't stop there. Oh no. The community is the worst I've ever seen, and that includes MapleStory. Let me paint you a picture.

Typical Runescape screen messages
dragonslayer67: pAYING 6000 GPS FOR CEX!
Iamcoolknight: THAT WAS MY $#%$IN COAL NOOB!
pwnerguy11: Lol u only lvl 10
Iamcoolknight: I HAVE LEVEL 108 BUT HE BAN! NOOB! MOTHER *&^#IN NOOB!
pwnerguy11: Lol you $%# I pwn you
pwnerguy11:F
Pwnerguy11:U
Pwnerguy11:C
Pwnerguy11 K You noob!
dragonslayer67: plz b my gf. give gps
girliemage78 (who's really a guy)K
dragonslayer67: (gives GP) K now gimme cex plz
(girliemage78 runs away)

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