Top Definition
The retarded seahorse is when a man puts a seahorse in a toilet and has an erection. He then inserts his erect penis into the water of the toilet and allows the seahorse to gently nibble on the tip
Dave was appalled to find out that his best friend Paul was doing the retarded seahorse.
by unit 47 December 29, 2009

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