as seen in rihanna's video "umbrella" a retarded ballerina is one that tip toes around a stage or any similar flat ground and looks as though they are struggling to survive. The tits of the said ballerina are often long and misshapen best seen in the play Cats (not in the video "umbrella")

1. All of something
2. A terrible misrepresentaion of an already terrible song, by a terrible performer - William Hung or Ricky Martin (take your pick)

An ofasm is much like a female orgasm except it is entirely in the head of the male "performer". Typically the male imagines her having a real orgasm because he is inept yet clueless to this reality. It is unlike a faked orgasm in that the female does not have to actually do anything, the male is just retarded. and inept. and retarded.

(A). The figurative act of spinning around in political circles like a complete jackass while claiming that the surreptitious moron & hopeless Presidential aspirant Ron Paul is the second coming of Thomas Jefferson. Two hallmarks of this dance of the socially retarded is to spam straw polls in order to skew the results in "Dr. Paul's" favor & to comment-spambomb any & every blog that says unflattering remarks (i.e. tell the truth) about this soon-to-be political has-been.

A prelude to this go-nowhere dance is to relentlessly Google Mr. Paul's name. This serves a dual purpose as well; One is so that it looks as though lots of people actually give a shit about this little known squeaky Congressman from Texas, and the other is to seek out any detractors. The detractors in this context are people who retain their sense of individuality and still practice critical thinking.

(B). The literal act of passing around the same nonsense & propaganda back and forth with other Paulettes about how 9/11 was an inside job perpetuated by... well, whomever sounds good at the time. When performed live but in private company, racial diatribes against Jews, latinos & black people are invoked, but if the racism & antisemitism come up in public, the default response is to blame it on the VRWC or Lee Rockwell.

In the end, this whirling dervish of disingenuous tripe ends when the performer is too weak, dizzy & utterly stupefied from lack of nourishment, both physically and mentally. Typing...