A person that is stupid enough to look up retard in the dictionary...
Hey that guy called me a retard for looking up retard in the dictionary! Just cause i have the IQ of a cereal box doesn't mean i dont have feelings, just means i dont like milk...
by I Am The Omega May 28, 2008
A type of vegitible, usually found with drool.
The retard was ripe for the picking.
by Wordsmithh January 04, 2008
1. (noun) A person with an IQ of lower than 60, who have ineptitude learning at school as well as communication, problems performing basic everyday tasks, and problems socially with people of similar age.

2. (noun) The insult used to describe such a person in definition 1, or anyone just acting or talking stupid, whether they fit the medical diagnosis of "mentally retarded" or not.

3. (noun) Most posters on Blabbermouth's heavy metal news website and messageboard.
You don't know what you're talking about, you retard.
by steelersownyou January 16, 2006
See Subhuman
RETARDS ARE SUBHUMAN BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO SOULS.
by not a subhuman October 13, 2009
Someone who has characteristics of defficiency such as a broken left elbow, unability to turn hands with palms facing upwards, and thinks like a 6 year old.
Yeah that kid that just got bit in the face by a dog, that's jack campbell the fucking retard.
by BradleyG June 01, 2009
A person who has no meaning in life exept for standing around and collecting pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards. He ususlly has never had a girlfriend and if its a girl.....no boyfriend.
EX: DUDE I JUST GOT A NEW POKEMON CARD...SWEEET

me:go home and just die man.....just die

EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...

me: you really are a retard.....oh well
by Eric102395 March 03, 2009
A really stupid person but seems to be happier then you are.
Ralphie May: I bet retards are more happier then you are all the time hey what do you need to be happy? Money in the bank nice house hot wife?.

All a retard needs is a scooby-do lunch box. That's right a mother fuckin scooby-do lunch box.

Retard: SCOOBY-DOOOOOO!!! YA HA HA !!

Ralphie May: And if he got a thumus with chocolate milk in it he hit the jackpot.

Retard:SCOOOOOOOOOOOOBY-DOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAHAHAH SCOOBY DO SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY DO YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
by Thane olausen-walker August 18, 2008

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