really really stupid!

synonyms: slomp
dude. u got a D on ur test. U retard!
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1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense.

2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner.

3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious.

4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology.

5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results
Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.
by Highland Piper February 25, 2010

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Sarah Palin
In the words of Stephen Colbert, "Sarah Palin is a fu%$ing retard"
by it's satire February 15, 2010

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sarah palin.
sarah palin is a retard.
by b3xt3hr0b0t February 14, 2010

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v. re-TARD
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.

Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.
1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.

Note applies to the following:
a) n00b1: Yo, ya know Freddy? That's a hell of a retard!
non-n00b: You are clearly an insensitive and illiterate person worthy only of constant ignoration.
n00b2: Hey yo, stop bein' a retard!
convertedn00b1: He's got a point, you n00b (referring to n00b2)!
convertedn00b2: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.

b) n00b: Hah! How can you possibly "retard" someone? It isn't a vorb!
non-n00b1: Yes it is, and it's pronounced "verb".
n00b: Don't yo tell me what to do, yo mofo!
non-n00b2: Go to hell yo mofo!
convertedn00b: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.
by Scytale January 11, 2006

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Basically any whitekid wearing fubu or who starts a local G-unit and gets his white ass beaten a few times I.E wigger
Wow that wigger is a fucking retard
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dumb people

that I don't like hehehe
my sister
retard

parents
tardo cats

mean people
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