society has decided that retard means someone stupid, dumb, weird, etc. but really, a retard is someone who is mentally retarded and has a mental condition that effects how they learn or do things.
Look at the first definiton for Retard and you will find the correct definiton.
by Anonymous June 15, 2004
Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.
Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?
#smart #not #dumb #gay #brain
by Blubid April 20, 2008
a person who has a disability
A retarded girl will be discriminated because of her disability.
#disability #disabled #retard #stupid #mentally #retarded
by Teddy Gomez January 14, 2008
-A derogatory term used to describe someone with a mental disability.

-An insultive word that can be used towards someone who is NOT mentally handicapped.
Guy1: I completely PWNED that kid in xbox live today!
Guy2: LOLZZZZ what a retard!
#dumb #stupid #mentally challenged #mentally retarded #handicapped
by hey it's pat December 02, 2007
Literal meaning:
v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of

Slang meaning:
n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call someone when he/she does something stupid, not really meant to be offensive 2. a very offensive term used to call someone with a learning disability; inoffensively described as mentally retarded, mentally challenged, mentally disabled, special, and special ed. (education); also called mental which is derogatory.
Literal meaning:
in music, retard (ritardando, rit.) means to slow down the tempo.

Slang meaning:
1. a)
prep 1: look at Chris over there acting like a total goof
prep 2: yeah, what a retard

1. b)
John: dude, yesterday I was trying to turn the TV on and it took me 5 minutes to realize I was using the wrong remote!
Max: haha! you retard

2.
Bob: hi stacy. did you watch Sesame Street last night?
Stacy: oh, yeah. it was... it was okay.
Bob: yeah, it was funny when elmo when to France
Stacy: huh, yeah
Bob: but then he dropped his fish bowl, I feel sorry for his fish
Stacy: oh yeah. well I'll see you later
Bob: bye stacy.
Adam: Stacy, why do you talk to Bob, he's a retard.
(^this guy is obviously a total bitch)
#stupid #mental #moron #dumb #disabled
by whatserface November 17, 2007
Someone who was dropped on their head when he/she was a baby.
You: I got dropped on my head when I was 6 months old.
Me: You're a retard.
#synonyms: spazza #spastic #dropkick #head on #baby
by Wills0 May 22, 2009
a man/woman/boy/girl/ginger who has a medical condition that makes them annoying wankas/good friends.
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#retard #tyler #david #luke #ginger
by elldeejay April 14, 2009
A creature that wears a human suit and slinks around about trying to act normal, but due to being unable to understand our culture is seen as a freak.
he was such a retard, he took a messy shit in the pool.
#retard #creature #alien #monster #person?
by the uwebolla virus August 14, 2008
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