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122.
someone who stands in the middle of nowhere drooling.
they often where their pants as high as they go. they have little freinds (only pitty friends)
they have alot of stupid problems, like having egg heads.
they don't know the difference between emo and prep and they cry alot.
retard: hello!
prep: oh...hello (hesitation)
emo: you have an egg head
retard: nuh-uh! (tears)
prep: your so mean
emo: the world treats me like shit, so that's how I treat it...
retard: you cussed...(runs away crying)

now those are retards
by evy ieroway keene November 29, 2007
 
1.
A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
by unknown June 29, 2003
 
2.
George H. W. Bush
Who would have ever thought such a retard would win the election?!?!?!
by Michelle May 24, 2004
 
3.
most people on yahoo chat.
people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.
by jared August 23, 2003
 
4.
1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.
by Tom September 17, 2003
 
5.
-Usually used to label someone as stupid.
-Not commonly used to make fun of the disability.

Also, see Qizzer.
"He just chugged fourteen beers and now he's going out driving."
"What a retard."
by Rob January 12, 2005
 
6.
A person with an IQ below 70 and who is impaired in normal, social, or occupational functioning.
by Anonymous August 04, 2003
 
7.
A typo of the word regards which can get you in serious trouble at work.
Please e-mail me asap.

Kind Retards

Jon
by GrEMbOt... August 18, 2005