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93. retard
Literal meaning:
v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of

Slang meaning:
n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call someone when he/she does something stupid, not really meant to be offensive 2. a very offensive term used to call someone with a learning disability; inoffensively described as mentally retarded, mentally challenged, mentally disabled, special, and special ed. (education); also called mental which is derogatory.
Literal meaning:
in music, retard (ritardando, rit.) means to slow down the tempo.

Slang meaning:
1. a)
prep 1: look at Chris over there acting like a total goof
prep 2: yeah, what a retard

1. b)
John: dude, yesterday I was trying to turn the TV on and it took me 5 minutes to realize I was using the wrong remote!
Max: haha! you retard

2.
Bob: hi stacy. did you watch Sesame Street last night?
Stacy: oh, yeah. it was... it was okay.
Bob: yeah, it was funny when elmo when to France
Stacy: huh, yeah
Bob: but then he dropped his fish bowl, I feel sorry for his fish
Stacy: oh yeah. well I'll see you later
Bob: bye stacy.
Adam: Stacy, why do you talk to Bob, he's a retard.
(^this guy is obviously a total bitch)
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1. retard
A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
by unknown Jun 29, 2003 add a video
2. retard
George H. W. Bush
Who would have ever thought such a retard would win the election?!?!?!
by Michelle May 24, 2004 add a video
3. retard
most people on yahoo chat.
people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.
by jared Aug 23, 2003 add a video
4. retard
1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.
by Tom Sep 17, 2003 add a video
5. Retard
-Usually used to label someone as stupid.
-Not commonly used to make fun of the disability.

Also, see Qizzer.
"He just chugged fourteen beers and now he's going out driving."
"What a retard."
by Rob Jan 12, 2005 add a video
6. retard
A person with an IQ below 70 and who is impaired in normal, social, or occupational functioning.
by anonymous Aug 4, 2003 add a video
7. retard
Somebody who isn't YOU.
"You see that dude over there? He graduated from harvard with a PHDTV in quantum physiology or something but he's still a retard because he doesn't have as much girls as I do."
by The_Advocate Mar 22, 2005 add a video
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