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A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
by unknown June 29, 2003

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The growing of a fungus
Stop that fungus from retarding.
by chriztopher December 28, 2012

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re·tard ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4 Show IPA

verb (used with object)
1. To make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.

verb (used without object)
2. To be delayed.

noun
3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.

4. Slang: Disparaging .

a. a mentally retarded person.

b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

5. Automotive, Machinery . an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.
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A great example of "retard" in the EVE online community would be someone named Ocean Water. Also known for looking to share time with men as quoted below.

19:51:02 Ocean Water > Ocean Water I suggest you go out side look around find a man to share time with

20:55:39 Ocean Water > Ocean Water LLLOK uP LRRP READ before showing how much of an idiot you really are
by Dragnarok September 27, 2012

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Any person who's mental deficiency has lowered his IQ to 70 or less. Retarded people usually have a very limited vocabulary and often times have trouble understanding reason or logic especially if the person speaking to the retard has an above average intelligence. Retards who's intellect has been severely impared sometimes make unnatural or spontaneous motions with their limbs which make other people uncomfortable. Speech may also be affected by mental retardation causing constant stuttering and mispronunciation of easy words. Retards can be considered by some as almost "inhuman." This is due to the fact that retards can not understand basic philosophy and have no perception of things they haven't physically experienced themselves such as the atom or the concept of infinity. Mentally retarded people should not be brought to public places like churches or public performances where much like babies, they can cause a disturbance due to noise.
Child: "Mommy why is that kid in the middle row making all those weird noises?"
Mother: "Don't worry Jimmy, he's just a retard."
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(R)eply (E)veryone (tard)

Someone who has not mastered the very simple difference between email's "reply" and "reply all" actions. The RE-tard is consistently spamming a distribution list's mailbox with their comment, which is relevant only to them and the sender. A true RE-tard will do this even when the original sender of an email to many people list explicitly requests recipients do not "reply all."
I can't stand it when a new system rolls out at my job. My AVP boss always spams her stupid questions to the whole company like the RE-tard she is.
by Longshot Lar March 06, 2012

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1. Someone who is mentally or physically disabled.
2. A general insult that isn't really funny or politically correct.
1. I feel sorry for that kid. He's a retard.
2. Snotty Girl:(sarcastic) Oh, look at the poor little retard girl.
Other Snotty Girls: (laughing)
by Bellagy July 23, 2010

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A retarded person who uses capital letters at the start of every word.
I Am Retarded Because I Type Like This.
by t-dubbya January 10, 2010

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What I am. A cowardly retard. I'm not only slow but i'm mentally impaired. My Sub-par intelligence level makes me do things that are what 'normal' people would call psychotic. Maybe it's just a lack of judgement or my extremely limited IQ. Could be all this hostility I harbor from not getting any pussy since..shit..I don't even remember when, maybe my dreams. My usual routine consists of sitting on the couch and vegetating. All of this and more is destroying my life and that is why I call myself a retard. Not only that but i'm a little dweeb that dosen't have the guts to back up my words or say anything to anyones face. I hope you can understand my sentiments.
Be kind to me, I'm a retard.
by sal vitalee September 22, 2007

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