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A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
by unknown June 29, 2003
One who attempts poetry in the form of noise known as rap
Snoop Dogg is a retard.
by Norin March 11, 2005
Someone who is arrogant, self-righteous, and over-talkative. This person thinks highly of him or herself, but realistically knows nothing other than how to whore for attention.

Not to be confused with the definition of stupid or naive.
My neighbor is naive, so I get why he sometimes does things that are stupid. Sarah Palin is a true retard, so I get why SNL made fun of her.
by JoeKikas June 15, 2013
1. Someone who is mentally or physically disabled.
2. A general insult that isn't really funny or politically correct.
1. I feel sorry for that kid. He's a retard.
2. Snotty Girl:(sarcastic) Oh, look at the poor little retard girl.
Other Snotty Girls: (laughing)
by Bellagy July 23, 2010
A word originally found in the dictionary, and used as a generic term for those who are mentally handicapped.

This word has now become taboo and considered a social faux-pas for the usage of those with mental disabilities, due to advancements in mental exploration and the explosive usage of the word as a negative term for those who venture from the "norm" in any way, in so much as wearing the wrong shirt or saying the wrong thing, in everyday society. It has even become a pop-culture word used to describe people who do foolish or say foolish things, whether the person stating the term is using it in a jovial or malicious way (between friends or just to be a total jerk)
1. "Did you hear what Jimmy said? He is such a fuckin' retard!"
2. "Don't be retarded, if you jump into the water from this height you will hurt yourself."
3. Person 1: "Ha, look at that retard, look how he's trying to get a job and fit in with normal society, what a freak!"
Person 2: "Yo, that kid has a mental disability and is just trying to live his life like anyone else. He's probably a better worker than YOUR retarded ass! Leave him alone and stop being ignorant."
by Dustin Muffs May 24, 2010
1. A word used to describe anyone other than yourself as inferior, no matter how much more successful or better-looking they are than you
2. Often after saying, an actual mentally-challenged person walks by for the sole purpose of sending you on a guilt-trip
1. "Bill Gates is a retard."
2. "Annie, you are such a retard."
*retard girl limps by*
"Dammit.."
by PlasticPeach June 12, 2007
What I am. A cowardly retard. I'm not only slow but i'm mentally impaired. My Sub-par intelligence level makes me do things that are what 'normal' people would call psychotic. Maybe it's just a lack of judgement or my extremely limited IQ. Could be all this hostility I harbor from not getting any pussy since..shit..I don't even remember when, maybe my dreams. My usual routine consists of sitting on the couch and vegetating. All of this and more is destroying my life and that is why I call myself a retard. Not only that but i'm a little dweeb that dosen't have the guts to back up my words or say anything to anyones face. I hope you can understand my sentiments.
Be kind to me, I'm a retard.
by sal vitalee September 22, 2007
Someone who talks on the silent floor of the library.
Look at those retards, talking about partying when they are meant to be studying.
by DontBeARetard February 07, 2015

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