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A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
by unknown June 29, 2003
A really stupid person but seems to be happier then you are.
Ralphie May: I bet retards are more happier then you are all the time hey what do you need to be happy? Money in the bank nice house hot wife?.

All a retard needs is a scooby-do lunch box. That's right a mother fuckin scooby-do lunch box.


Ralphie May: And if he got a thumus with chocolate milk in it he hit the jackpot.

by Thane olausen-walker August 18, 2008
a person who could laso be referred to as crazy n has no sense of redponsibility !!!
Person 1: what am i?
Person 2: a retard
Person 1: whats that?
Person 2:retard
by Memi January 22, 2007
A person who works in the Purchasing Dept.
"Hey, whats the name of that guy that works in Purchasing? You know the one with glasses?"
by nikster5 November 03, 2005
Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.
Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 15, 2009
someone who with a social problem that hinders their ability to be smart to social issues. i.e. jokes, people, situations, games and everything else.
1. Hey, you dickhead, stop being retarded and learn to be a good person.

2. How's life when you're retarded? Got many friends?
by ocptv August 01, 2008
a person who is really stupid or has a mental disorder
you are a retard for reading this hole thing why the hell didnt you stop reading this after i called you a retard you stupid shit ok you really should stop reading this before i make you read a word like i want to fuck my mom.
by A.J. The pimp July 18, 2008
a person who has a disability
A retarded girl will be discriminated because of her disability.
by Teddy Gomez January 14, 2008

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