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The Defence Rests

Playing to the audience here is key. When during sex, you pull out and make a 20-minute argument, and finish by cumming on her face.
I pulled a the defence rests last night. She did not appreciate my use of the wookie defence.

The Defence Rests

A sex position coined by the university of Alberta campus newspaper, the gateway; having intercourse with your partner while he/she is unconscious either from alcohol, exhaustion or rufilin.
"Man I can't believe you took home that law student last night. She was so wasted and didn't seem to like you."

"She didn't, she had an argument not to come home with me, lets just say, at that state, The Defence Rests."
The Defence Rests by uofa goer March 20, 2012

bulk never rests 

like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging

IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests

lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !

jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !

Hooters Restaurant 

A half-way house for strippers. A business chain that allows females to promote their bodies for tips based upon tits, but clothed.

Hooters Restaurant is a safe haven for strippers who found religion, but want to remain in the 'tips for tits' business. Also, allows females to experiment if their sweater monkeys are marketable to go clothed free.
There goes single mom Helen to work at Hooters Restaurant to support her three children. She found religion and quit dancing naked. She now wears a belly shirt, shorts and carries chicken wings and beer in her cleavage for tips.
Hooters Restaurant by mikeverdill August 18, 2009

Restaurant Rambo 

People who fake or exaggerate veteran's status for perks such as discounts, free meals and prestige.
Look at the restaurant Rambo over there, wearing Walmart camouflage to get a free meal.
Restaurant Rambo by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016
a dedicated fan of “Resident Evil” movies or game
Magical Milla is marvellous in every role she plays, but the Ressies, understandably, want her to play only Alice, the lead in Resident Evil films.
Ressie by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 19, 2013