-v- To be owned in the worst kind of way; killed by goblins in any RPG.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.
1)Ted: " I swear to got Ned, if you get killed by goblins, you suck worse than...(ted witnesses his friend being mauled by little green men)... wow... Goblowned! "
2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"
|58.||mr poopy pants|
Someone who is prone to untimely and sometimes painfull shit pains, from which this person cannot restrain his or her bowels and is forced to soil themselves. Sometimes more than once. This can result in total embarrassment by the subjects parents especially if he or she goes home and needs a towel to enter the house and the parent refuses to get said towel without explanation.
His brother Chris, is the infamous Mr Poopy Pants of south jersey.
1: Commonly and more particularly, an unforeseen form of defecation occurring only when one has solely anticipated and partially succeeds in the breaking of wind.
2: An unintentional defecation that occurs when attempting to break wind.
3: The accidental emergence of excrement during the release of rectal gas.
English: First notably expressed within the later part of the 20th century as a slang mixture and more typically used in the United States. The word is used in the movie “Along Came Poly”, but, the words exact origin and period of conception is not known. Shart is the unification of the first two letters from the word “shit” followed by the last three letters of the word “fart”; Sh ~ art.
Typically a shart is induced by diarrhea that has not yet displayed its symptoms and the sufferer simply feels the urge to pass gas.
When the urge to pass gas initially begins, the sufferer should attempt to restrain from allowing release for a few minutes. Typically a shart can be avoided as the symptoms of diarrhea will be sensed a few minutes after an initial false gas episode has occurred.
If this a common occurrence one should consult with a physician.
5-MeO-DMT, which stands for 5-methoxy-n,n-dimethyltryptamine, is an extremely potent and intense psychedelic tryptamine. It's safety profile is pretty much like that of other psychedelics. Unlike it's illegal counterpart DMT, 5-MeO-DMT is not specifically scheduled (illegal) in the USA. However, its effects can be much more intense than DMT itself.more...
While DMT is more of a visual drug, 5-MeO-DMT is more of a "mindfuck" type drug. There are some visuals, but it is just basically like the universe imploding into your head, a huge mindfuck, which can be extremely scary or extremely blissful. The "place" where you go when you smoke it is often called The Void. This drug is the most common drug to cause ++++ (plus 4) experiences (see the Shulgin Scale in TiHKAL/PiHKAL). This drug will either make you shit yourself (not literally) in fear or give you an awesome blissful and transcendental experience (if you know how to handle it).
5-MeO-DMT is found in many natural sources, including many many plants and trees (There is usually DMT in the plant as well. Different species of different plants have different ratios/concentrations of these drugs). It is probably best known for being found in the Bufo Alvarius toad venom, along with 5-HO-DMT (AKA Bufotenine, which is not a pleasant psychedelic).
In its salt form, it can be snorted or injected. In it's more common freebase form, it is most often vaporized in a thin glass pipe, like methamphetamine. This leads to an i...
Overloaded diarohea that has exploded out of ur asshole all over the toilet seat with chunky particles. It has a disgusting stench. It can only be cleaned up by a toothbrush.
Guy 1: Bro, i just did the biggest cunja everywhere, i couldn't restrain myself.
Guy 2: Bro, are you serious, that must've been a bitch to clean?
Guy 1: Yeah it was had to use my tooth brush, looks like im gonna have cunja breath for the movies tonight!
Guy 2: Nasty!
A legal restraining/protective order put on someone because of threats, stalking, etc.
I put a Caap on his ass!
a reference for a person, place or thing that entirely ridiculous to a degree where you want to curse in conjunction but feel the need to restrain
"That politician is refrickindiculous," said the fuming father in front of his eight-year-old son.