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I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
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Regastitute 

A female slut that shows up to sailing regattas not to sail but to get banged by as many drunken sailors in the cabins of their boats as possible. She typically claims to know how to sail but generally doesn't know shit. She will often wear a bikini to advertise her intentions on the racecourse. Sometimes she can be referred to as a cockpit not to be mistaken with the after middle section of a sailboat where the crew will sit. She'll wear the latest team logo gear as if she's a sponsored pro even if she had only sailed on the boat once, the owner gave her the gear hoping he would have a turn with her later.
She will seek out to hook up with the best sailors first but will settle for any hard penis by the end of the rum party. There is always at least one at every regatta, and she will probably bring by her equally slutty friend that has nothing to do with sailing at all but has the same intentions.
"Hey I heard the regastitute is here sailing on bow #32, Think I'll take her down below later for a little "offshore drilling." "Yeah Man, Any port in a storm"
Regastitute by JohnnyJboats March 9, 2009

Prestitute 

A world leader who sells out and goes against what is right and should be done to gain personal wealth and status.
Henry: Barack Obama, Julia Gillard, Xi Jinping etc are f*ckin prestitutes, I am constantly lied to!
Jorge: I know.
Prestitute by whenyoudecide April 25, 2013

rectitude 

That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.
rectitude by Socrates52 October 18, 2013

Rastatute 

One who performs sexual acts in exchange for marijuana
You gon' act fool so ya lost ya loot, now ya suck dick f'weed like a Rastatute
Rastatute by Ali Latif July 22, 2008

runestitute

A person on runescape who has virtual sex with you for money
player 1: Dude that fucking Cx 882 is advertising herself in Lumbridge

player 2: Yeah, what a runestitute
runestitute by ChuckNorris1 September 25, 2009

destitute seamstress 

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans
destitute seamstress by Uncle Dimma September 13, 2016