| 1. | table tits | ||
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A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain. He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.
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| 2. | table queen | ||
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November 14, 2006 Urban Word of the Day
An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available. My friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat! |
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| 3. | Bardar | ||
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The act of quietly scanning a crowded bar looking for table but not letting others know you are looking, therefore giving away the fact that you are their competition. Trying to avoid the "45 min wait" for table. There is a 2 hour wait for a table. Suddenly I saw a table across the room but how do I get there without these other assholes seeing it too. Damn I've got good bardar. I just felt the empty table.
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| 4. | Table Captain | ||
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Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone. On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain
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| 5. | table whore | ||
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a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch. We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.
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| 6. | table math | ||
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when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . Thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount for the bill plus tip. Lets settle the bill. I think we need some table math. You give me a twenty, i will put in fifteen and cover you five on your tab and then you give him a ten. That should make us even.
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| 7. | Bonus Table | ||
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A table consisting of black people. For some reason, black people tend to tip servers horrible If a bonus table's bill comes out to $100, they most likely will leave $4-$6 tip. In actuality, the tip should be $15-$20
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