Noun: A massive, colossal, over-sized, nearly un-flushable shit that makes a mockery of every toilet bowls' code of standards. Some of the more famous and celebrated Ditka dugan's have been known to incapacitate plumbing fixtures nationwide. One usually experiences the relief of pinching a Ditka dugan after a large meal, such as barbeque beef ribs or a hibachi dinner at a Japanese restaraunt. This form of dugan is most common among male adults.
This syonym for taking a "number two" memorializes the NFL hall-of-famer Mike Ditka, whose obvious portly/hairy appearance would lead any common man to believe that Ditka's dugan would triumphantly dwarf his own.
(on his way out of the office): "Janice, hold all my calls -I've gotta go drop a Ditka dugan. But I'll be right back."
The only place that a guy should take a girl on their first date.
Dean: Hey do you want to go eat at the Yard House with me on Friday?
Girl:Sure! Boy do i love the Yard House!
Slang for fast food restaraunt taco bell.
"Damn, Bro I'm super baked and starvin, man."
Bro- "Well, piss on it-lets hit toxic bellch!"
One who has traveled 100,000 miles or more in one calander year.
One who lives on the road, outside of the normal rules of society, almost anarchistic in nature, often misunderstood, searching for the ultimate beauty in life.
A Wayward Traveler understands culture, politics, social causes on a personal level from experiencing those issues first hand. i.e. An opinion on immigration is based on actually watching people sneak over the U.S. border as opposed to reading about it.
These experiences often lead to people who fall into this catagory to develop a very strong sense of social responsibility, often putting themsleves after others.
Wayward Travelers are known for their survival instincts, craftiness, and their humble nature.
Also, totally killer tan.
I met a Wayward Traveler today. He was able to give me detailed, accurate directions to Yellowstone, while offering lodging, and restaraunt suggestings without having to use the internet.
The #1 cruddy restaraunt under seas. High prices, great food, terrible service.
Let's go to the Krusty Krab!
A Zimbabwean surname literally translated as "eats children."
Commonly thought to have ancient cannibalistic origins, this name actually began when an 18th century south African chief named Tapiwa Haruperinhamodzenyika recieved the nickname "eats children" by his European imperialist counterparts after a diplomatic dinner at which he mistakenly asked to be served the tasty "children", rather than the tasty chicken he saw across the table.
Guy sitting in a fancy restaraunt: "I'll have the fillet mignon and a glass of port wine"
Other guy: "yeah I'll have the flaming yon too"
1st Guy: "He'll have what I'm having" (aside to 2nd guy): "way to be a Mabikacheche, douche bag."
A very easily adgitated sexual devient that may be found around playgrounds offering various children and asians jellies.
A munnelly has a strange attraction to feet and large rear-ends and will stop at nothing to gain access to them.
That shifty man standing by the chinese restaraunt appears to be a munnelly