Noun: A massive, colossal, over-sized, nearly un-flushable shit that makes a mockery of every toilet bowls' code of standards. Some of the more famous and celebrated Ditka dugan's have been known to incapacitate plumbing fixtures nationwide. One usually experiences the relief of pinching a Ditka dugan after a large meal, such as barbeque beef ribs or a hibachi dinner at a Japanese restaraunt. This form of dugan is most common among male adults.

This syonym for taking a "number two" memorializes the NFL hall-of-famer Mike Ditka, whose obvious portly/hairy appearance would lead any common man to believe that Ditka's dugan would triumphantly dwarf his own.

The only place that a guy should take a girl on their first date.

Slang for fast food restaraunt taco bell.

One who has traveled 100,000 miles or more in one calander year.

One who lives on the road, outside of the normal rules of society, almost anarchistic in nature, often misunderstood, searching for the ultimate beauty in life.

A Wayward Traveler understands culture, politics, social causes on a personal level from experiencing those issues first hand. i.e. An opinion on immigration is based on actually watching people sneak over the U.S. border as opposed to reading about it.

These experiences often lead to people who fall into this catagory to develop a very strong sense of social responsibility, often putting themsleves after others.

Wayward Travelers are known for their survival instincts, craftiness, and their humble nature.

Also, totally killer tan.

The #1 cruddy restaraunt under seas. High prices, great food, terrible service.

A Zimbabwean surname literally translated as "eats children."

Commonly thought to have ancient cannibalistic origins, this name actually began when an 18th century south African chief named Tapiwa Haruperinhamodzenyika recieved the nickname "eats children" by his European imperialist counterparts after a diplomatic dinner at which he mistakenly asked to be served the tasty "children", rather than the tasty chicken he saw across the table.

A very easily adgitated sexual devient that may be found around playgrounds offering various children and asians jellies.
A munnelly has a strange attraction to feet and large rear-ends and will stop at nothing to gain access to them.