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Resolving that

Verb: meaning to aggressively stroke the genitalia to the point of extreme climax, for the purpose of more/most extreme climax/ejaculation, or in many cases very heavy “squirting”. Sometimes referred to as the secret, yet true catalyst of all tsunamis”. The result or legacy effect of “Resolving that” can often be most readily compared to what it looks like just after it’s been “raining buckets”, for a week straight. Many mystery drownings have been later found to be the result of someone resolving that themselves or for others, without taking proper precautions such as having many many towels, or other highly absorbent materials at the ready as well as industrial grade fans, preferably with strong heating elements built in.
Resolving that, or resolve that: To aggressively stroke, rub, ream, finger, plunge or otherwise enthusiastically stimulate the male or female genitalia, with such great energy and spirit that the subject climaxes in an extreme way, usually causing extreme, excessive amounts of ejaculate.

I will do my very best to RESOLVE THAT for you, thank god we put plastic sheets on the bed first, cuz you’re gonna squirt like a goddamn firehose.
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Resorting sociobots 

Resorting sociobots are the ones who have their individuality but slowly and eventually accept the norm for their own personal benefit or as curiosity/experiment/experiment due to curiosity. They are, as (sorta)sociobots (and especially as not sociobots), feared/scorned by the Spreading sociobots and feared/scorned and shot down by Ruling ones, the more beyond hope sociobots are, the more they will want to push resortings out of society for being themselves.

They know more about life and come from healthy or healthier families or have had close/long term/a significant contact with a person who has told them/ knows how to be human/how to live and they usually have emotions and feeling and etc that are brightly coloured and go beyond the boxes of society. They can make a change and do to the sociobots with more hope and bravery.

They become sociobots for reasons like, acceptance, popularity, curiosity, worry about having a drab life/never changing etc but stay largely unharmed, unaffected, unscarred through the experience and therefore are sometimes admired by most sociobots and followed/supported by concedings. (and on various occasions crushed on by semi hopeful spreading sociobots)

These people are rare and there's a reason for that- too many sociobots

Also see- Sociobot, Chain of Sociobots, Ruling Sociobot, Spreading Sociobot, Conceding Sociobot, Sociobot Patterns
(Mitchie from Camp Rock).

Resorting sociobots-

Sociobot- Ya, that's totally cool right
Resorting- Umm, ya, that's like... sooo cool..

Sociobot- Lol
Resorting- ??... LOL!!!

Resorting- ah, Ya, that's, like SO cool!
Resorting 2- Ah, yeah...! ... *narrows eyes*
(recognise each other)
Resorting- Oh
Resorting 2- Thank God!
R1- Hey!!
R2- Hey! ... Back!
R1&2- ...LOLL. ;D

jinx removing 

v. the process of engaging in superstitious acts in order to end a string of bad luck. usually in reference to bad luck in the relationship department.
Blake's jinx removing consisted of blowing 12 and kissing the 13th finger, then saying, "rabbit, rabbit" on the first, before holding his breath.

Rerolling Irl 

Killing yourself in order to find a better life beyond.
I can't take life anymore. I'm rerolling irl.
Rerolling Irl by Bartenderrrrr August 2, 2008

reboling 

1. adjective

2. word combination of relaxing, boring, lazy

3. to describe the physical and mental state of an individual when having a time (days, hours ...) of indifference towards the outside world

4. describes a general lack of interest to change ones current condition

5. rather positive connotation
This was a very reboling weekend. I really enjoyed it!
reboling by CO5 March 25, 2010

Revolving Door 

When your internet connection is intermittent, your instant messenger app logs in and logs out repetitiously.
I hate it when my Yahoo Messenger does the revolving door!
Revolving Door by BlueLion January 26, 2009

Revolving Nigerian Beltsander 

Preferably in densely wooded areas, a man coats his penis in mud, letting it air dry 13 hours and 47 minutes. He then proceeds to rub his massive cock around her waist until all mud is gone. He finally ejaculates on her well sanded and smooth waist.
Friend: Wow Cathy, your waist is looking very smooth. What have you been doing?

Cathy: Just get your man to give you a nice, Revolving Nigerian Beltsander.