mitochondria resembling a penis 

a mitochondria resembling a penis is a regular mitochondria with penis like features such as a bendy shaft and mushroom top-like cristae.

wow my mitochondria really looks like a dick i wonder if it gets hard?!

No man its just a mitochondria resembling a penis it only does dat dank cell respiration shit

mitochondria resembling a penis by wakawakakankeh November 19, 2013

Resemblance Nut Block 

When you're about to nut but the model in the porn you jerking off reminds you of someone so you stop.

Male 1: Dude i was fapping to Piper Perri but she reminds me of Samantha so i switch to another chick
Male 2: So Samantha resemblance nut block you?
Male 1: pretty much

Resemblance Nut Block by Zcphus June 29, 2018

reselling 

Buying as many shoes as you can on release day and sell in the next week for as much as possible.

Joe: *Buys 6 pairs of Playoff 8s* *Posts on Facebook that he needs them gone asap.*
Bill: Why did you buy them if you need them gone asap?
Joe: I need money.
Bill: Smh, stop reselling.

reselling by Hypebeast101 November 17, 2013

What’s Reselling 

Best cook group admin

What’s Reselling helped me cop

What’s Reselling by What's Reselling March 12, 2020