re-router, noun. A woman, who during sexual intercourse, without any prior indication or communication, suddenly inserts the man's dick into her asshole, thereby "rerouting" the course of the cock.
"I was fucking this cougar bitch and my dick slipped out so the bitch grabbed my cock and stuck it back in. I looked down and my dick was in her asshole! The fucking bitch was a rerouter!"
by DaddyL May 14, 2009