A low class Italian-American whose crude actions, demeanor, and appearance evoke sentiments of disgust and repulsiveness.
While delivering his toast, the gentleman was abruptly hooked on the neck with a cane and yanked off the stage by that cafone who could not bear another moment before shoveling down his antipasto.
A form of exclimation from disgust, repulsiveness or sickness.
"Guh...I was so sick last night, I was vomiting until 3am."
"GUH! Why did you send me to tubgirl.com?! GOUGE MY EYES OUT NOW!
Salad fingers is a flash cartoon that uses the facade of random hysteria (rusty spoons, ridiculuos combinations eg. salad and fingers) to communicate a more serious, tragedic perspective of the world. This could almost be compared to naive art, in that it is seemingly spontaneous, a work deliberately imitating childish art, but in so doing accessing the darkest recesses of human consciousness. Not only does salad fingers touch rusty things, his mono-mania and schizophrenic behaviour hints at abuse and isolation. Salad fingers is not simply strange, laughable - in its repulsiveness it higlights aspects of the human condition that are glossed over in everyday life, or ignored in the mentally ill and the suffering. It is for this reason that salad fingers may be described as sad, as well as strange.
He dreams of rusty taps.
He talks to a broken telephone.
He is often reduced to being utterly terrified by a few choice words. ("I think he likes spoons too.")
The most wet, dirty, polluted, and disgusting sound wave ever emitted from the anal cavity. Usually accompanied by mild excretion and typical repulsiveness.
Wow Andy, your car muffler makes a brown sound.
Main Entry: Jellyrobe
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.
1. If you dislike the high-quality pussy you undoubtedly get(you damn stud), just Jellyrobe a couple. That's two bitches out ya hair.
2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.
3. Hey, Dick, you better not Jellyrobe Transformers for me. That's my favorite show!
A person who combines physical repulsiveness beyond the level required for "coyote ugly" with a level of annoying beyond Steve Urkel.
Dude, Melinda is such a squack
When a girl realises the repulsiveness of the man she is blowing halfway through and decides against having any further physical interaction.
Seagull: Well there she was going down on me and, at the worst time, sobriety hits her and 'joink', she was gone!