Republispam 

This describes parroted right-wing opinions that get spammed to news forums whenever there's a story about global warming, fracking, the EPA, species extinctions, gun control, taxation, health care, abortion or any topic that regularly bounces around the right-wing echo chamber. The comments ignore the actual substance of the articles, using snarky language and analogies that veer wildly off-topic.

A story about a man killed in a freak pruning shear accident drew these Republispam comments: "Obummer's gonna ask us to register all pruning shears!" (and) "Just wait: Al Gore will claim that reckless gardening is caused by global warming!"

Republispam by Antithropocentric April 29, 2013

Republisplain 

Creative excuses republicans use to justify their tactics and actions that they not long ago said were reprehensible, un-American, and unethical.

A few (but not all) examples include: the excessive use of executive orders, nepotism, complaining about not having appointees approved immediately after holding the Supreme Court hostage for a year, filling the cabinet with Wall Street insiders after saying they want to 'drain the swamp' of insiders, closing doors to refugees while trying to tout a position of moral superiority, and federal government overreach.

"Mitch McConnell republisplains again! He's trying to convince the public that it's unconscionable if his party's appointees aren't approved immediately after refusing to hold a hearing for President Obama's Supreme Court nominee for an entire year.”

"That guy was republisplaining to me about how giving kids free school lunches lowers their self-esteem."

Republisplain by Hear Ye February 3, 2017