Serb: I proud to be Serb. I proud to live in this MADE UP place called Republika Srpska
John: Are you proud of that big ass monkey head and your small penis?
Serb: But of course comrade. It is part of Serbian package.
John: What smells like wet wool and shit?
Serb: That be me. I get lonely out here by my self so I get busy with my favorite sheep,Zdenka