1. someone with their head twisted so far up their own fucking ass that they can't see an economic crisis when they see it
2. someone with their head so far up GODS ass that they dont realize that killing is killing whether or not its a grown person or a cluster of cells smaller than the ball at the head of a pin
3. someone without the self-respect to be a democrat, or far too unintelligent to figure out that being republican is the shits of the universe, and that they are the shit of the universe for existing
1. Most Republicans can't see past the cash far enough to benefit the common man.
2. Wow, those Republicans sure can't seem to figure out whether they're being idiotic on their stance of abortion, or whether they're being dip shits about their stance on execution, because any rational bug on the face of the planet can see that they cant' have it both ways.
3. Huh, that Republican is soooooooooooo Republican.
A psychological condition, and corresponding diagnosis, indicated for a person who displays or exhibits the following signs or symptoms:

1. An inordinate concern for his/her own welfare, property, and/or wealth;

2. A disturbing disregard or dismissal of the welfare and material needs of others, a distinguishable anti-social personality disorder; and,

3. An unsteady and hypocritical view of the truth, requirements and demands of Christian religion.

A condition identical to and synonymous with derangement and child molestation.
Doctor 1: "I am serious! He would cannibalize his wife, bury his child alive, and rape and sodomize his mother if doing so would earn him a buck."

Doctor 2: "Oh dear! He's a republican. He should be in a mental hospital . . . , or prison."
by Bill Beck O'Hannity March 29, 2010
A republican is the type of person who is a part of the ignorant of the masses, and really is not doing anything for the good of the country. They think that they are the "patriotic ones", but is killing the innocent a patriotic idea? Are usually pro-life people but support the death penalty and for no reason, being in Iraq and being responsible for the death of the innocent. Like George Dubya Bush, and think turning the USA into Big Brother's house is the path of succes for America. These people should be considered dangerous and stuipd, and should be tried for crimes against humanity, integration of church and state, and violations to the US Constitution.
Today, Republicans voted for Dubya to go into office because they are bible-loving phanatics and nazi pro-lifers.
by Cyl February 08, 2006
American political party popular with people who come from (on average) the dumbest, poorest, heavily subsidized regions of the country (the south,Kansas, Montana etc.)

Believe blatantly irrational social myths (increasing the military is vastly more important than education, wiretapping is better for liberty than healthcare, incarceration is better for freedom than taxing and decriminalizng marijuana)

Bitch about welfare even though red states are most likely to be subsidized
A guy named Jack walks in to a bar and says "All republicans are assholes

then some redneck stands up and says "I resent that ignorant statement you piece of shit"

Jack: Why, are you a republican?

Redneck: No, I'm an asshole
by Piccolo48 March 03, 2010
Traditionally meant, "For the Republic," connotating "One for the people," as opposed to One who sides with an ideological "Empire," and initially had NOTHING to do with Right/Left-wing politics.

Ideologically speaking, Republicans' sworn enemy is not the Democrat, but the Imperial. However, there has been a switch in the labelling, and the party with interests in helping people by means of utilizing a/the Government run by the people (Republic/Republican) is actually a political view held by the Democrats (for example, Welfare, Civil Rights, Health Care, Education, ETC.)

The now-labelled "Republicans" bear a closer resemblance to Imperials (Exploitation, inconsideration, coercement of beliefs, etc.) than the traditional definition of Republicans.
Modern Democrat = Traditional Definition Republican

Modern Repubican = Imperial
by TheSagelySavant September 08, 2004
The closest form of human zombie in existence.
Model of Comparison between Republican and Zombie:
Brainless-both
Angry- both
Homophobic- Just Republicans
Racist- also just Republicans

According to legend both also carry very small penises.
by uzi killer September 18, 2011
A sadist who exhibits highly overblown levels of nationalism, which can be reasonably compared with the behavior seen in the early years in Nazi Germany. Usually works in the interest of the wealthy while fighting to strip the government of any and all programs that assist the poor.
At the Presidential debate, Ron Paul (R-TX) was asked a hypothetical healthcare question about a young, 20 yr. old, healthy guy who decides not to pay for health insurance because he thinks he doesn't need it. The moderator asked: Well what happens to the young man if something devastating happens and he needs medical care? Will you just let him die? Multiple audience members yelled out: "YEA!!" while clapping ferociously and chanting. Wow, that Republican doesn't care about Americans. They don't want to reform healthcare, they just want us to die of we can't pay. What a bunch of disgusting sadists.
by AnonymouslyMyself September 12, 2011

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