A national empire dedicated to the entertainment of people everywhere. Producing a record-setting 42 gaffes per minute, or GPM, the Republican party has been entertaining the general public with lies and promises so false that they can't be true. They've been responsible for the work of artists such as George W. "Mission accomplished!" Bush and Mitt "Gaffe-tastic!" Romney.
by Fuck Yeah! Amurika! October 24, 2012
A political party that tries to push its Christian beliefs onto the American people, even though we have a sepaation of church and state.

Furthemore, they support war without knowing all the facts, which cost innocent lives in the process.
You can recommend this for deletion all you want, but whichever way you look at it, the repubicans are bigots, and homophobes, and war hungry people.

Unless that's the kind of thing you like.
by jacksonville October 05, 2004
People who usurp their own religious beliefs to defend their policies. Which is a sin.

People who wish to force their religion upon others while stimultaneously not living up to their religion's expectations. Which, according to Jesus, is a sin.

People who support war and then use "thou shalt not kill" as a reason against abortions.

People who say they are for less government controll over the individual, and then enforce the PATRIOT ACT, the sanctity of marriage amendment, and other civilian intrusions.

People who lower taxes for the wealthiest one percent.

People who get in to office thanks to the less educated population states. (A proven fact)

People who accuse Democrats of being spendthrifts while bankrupting our economy.

People who work for their self interests, and the interests of their campaign funders and benifactors, while in office. (Well, Democrats are infamous for that as well.)

A party that once was good, but then the southern influence came in.

People who accuse Liberals of being whiners while bitching about: Gay People, Public Displays of the Ten Commandments, and Civil Rights.

The antithesis of progress

see hypocrites Inbred Reactionaries
Peter Griffin:
"Hey Lois, look at me. I'm the two symbols of the Republican party. An elephant, and a Fat White guy who's threatened by change."

A Republican
"Damn them Liberals! First they let the women vote, then they let the blacks vote, then they let the black women vote, and now they want us to make peace with a country that did absolutely nothin to us."
by Euthanasia April 10, 2005
1. A group of bible thumping fuckwits who believe that white christian males are the only things that matter in the world. They will lie and cheat in order to get what they want. They are always racist and blame everything on the democratic leaders who were in office before, and then claim responsibility for every good thing that happens.

2. A racist white male.

3. An undereducated american who loves to hate minorities and scam and lie.

4. A Jackass
"n*ggers are 12% of the population, who the hell cares"

-Rush Limbaugh, prominent republican leader.
by SdLvX January 03, 2005
UNBIASED definition of republican

The Republican Party is one of the two major contemporary political parties in the United States, along with the Democratic Party. It is often referred to as the Grand Old Party or the GOP. Founded in 1854 by anti-slavery expansion activists and modernizers, the Republican Party quickly surpassed the Whig Party as the principal opposition to the Democratic Party. In 1860, it came to power with the election of Abraham Lincoln to the presidency. The party presided over the American Civil War and Reconstruction and was harried by internal factions and scandals toward the end of the 19th century. Today, the party supports a conservative platform (from an American political perspective), with further foundations in supply-side fiscal policies, and social conservatism.

The Republican Party is currently the second largest party with 55 million registered members, encompassing roughly one-third of the electorate.1 The current U.S. President, George W. Bush, is the 19th Republican to hold that office. Republicans currently fill a minority of seats in both the United States Senate and the House of Representatives, hold a minority of state governorships, and control a minority of state legislatures.
IDIOT that says "A republican says
"Damn them Liberals! First they let the women vote, then they let the blacks vote, then they let the black women vote, and now they want us to make peace with a country that did absolutely nothin to us."

bananaman: ^^ you dumbshit, republicans were antislavery while democrats were proslavery. A rock has more knowledge than you.
by unmoronical September 09, 2008
A collection of low life, lying, four flushing sacks of wind and bullshit who have little regard for their fellow human beings. People who think that George W. Bush is the second coming or some other damn thing and that anyone who so much as looks at Bush funny is a traitor or terrorist sympathizer. People who have their noses so up in the air that they cannot see the disgust and contempt others have for them. War mongering pigs who want us to go into a bottomless pit for their dreams of military conquest, but their God forbid that money is given so that lower classes actually get ahead in life or have access to decent medical care. A collection of fascist] thugs who think that George W. Bush should be allowed to piss and shit all over the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
The mere sight of Bush and most Republicans makes me want to vomit.
by Jesse February 11, 2005
Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.
"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."
by Running out of patience July 10, 2008
Puppets for the rich.
G.W. is truly a republican.
by Anonymous November 27, 2002

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