Pimps. With Dubs on their Rides. Republicans are good, decent, hardworking Americans who oppose the gay, pro-choice, pro-stupid agendas of liberals. Whereas Republicans beleive in God & country, Democrats believe in sucking the country dry of its morals and values like the atheistic assholes they are.
Furthermore, Republicans aren't pussy ass bitches who complain and cry everytime we have to lay the smackdown on some country that commits genocide against its own people (Iraq, anyone?)
America runs shit, everybody else just lives here. But the Democrats get their feelings hurt when the French and Germans call us big meanies cuz we don't listen to their every command. Excuse me, monsieur, I am soooo sorry. Shut the fuck up and make me some Freedom Toast.
If that isn't enough, the Republicans are the only reason this country acts with the valor and courage to use its strength for making the world a better place, with one less dictator.
Anybody who thinks Republicans are homophobic, racist bigots is somebody who sucks waaaayyyy too much cock for their own good. Yeah, I guess Republicans are narrow-minded cuz they dont want their kids watching TV with some homo ramming another dude in the ass. What a bunch of assholes.
Also, the last thing you need to know is that the Republicans care about the poor MORE than the Democrats. What, you say? Yeah, if you've ever taken even a remedial economics course at your local community college you would know that transferance of money from the rich to the poor creates a system by which the incentive to work decreases for the impoverished. Thus, the economy suffers because there are less people in the labor force which in turn raises the unemployment rate and the rich have less money to invest into the economic infrastructure. If you're a Democrat, you were probably too asinine to understand the point or the words in front of you. Peace.
George Clooney: I am liberal dickwad who blows a lot of smoke up people's asses about what I think because as an actor, I am the foremost authority on fiscal and socio-economic policy. I also eat asshole for fun.
Bill O'Reilly: I'm one of millions of Republicans and I'm bout to beat yo ass you crybaby muthafucka. POW!!!
by Southie00 June 04, 2006
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An individual who believes that the white male Christian God should be the only object of worship on the planet, that power and wealth should remain in the hands of 1% of the world's population while the remaining 99% starve, that health care should be privatized so the poor can't afford basic medication, that a rape victim living on welfare should be forced to care for a baby she didn't even ask for, and that America is the only real country on Earth while all those other countries they read about are just fakes invented by communists...oh wait, it's terrorists now, isn't it?
We can all hope that the standard of education in America improves to the point where a Republican can no longer be voted into office.
by Grimrider November 27, 2002
Someone who supports the rights of the unborn, but won't fund stem cell research that could help the millions who are already here. The first one to protest abortion rights, and the first one willing to take a life through capital punishment. Someone who espouses personal freedom, and then tries to pass constitutional amendments to restrict it. Someone threatened by government surplus but unfazed by goverment deficits. Someone who is pro-business but anti-citizen. Someone who wants to take away the helping hand, after he's made it to safety. Someone who holds a cross in one hand and tries to burn it with the other.
He is such a Republican, hypocrisy will be the death of him yet.
by a Patriot August 17, 2004
(Noun) Member of the United States' Republican Party, first emerging in the mid 1800s as an anti-slavery movement. Success of candidate Abraham Lincoln in the Presidential election of 1860 sparked the American Civil War. The party has since moved on to other issues. Republicans today are characterized by typically right-wing, conservative beliefs including but by no means limited to pro-business policies, lack of dependence on the government in daily life, religious convictions, and desire to outlaw what they deem socially undesirable actions.

(Adjective) Typical or characteristic of a Republican or the Republican party.
1. George W. Bush was the Republican candidate for President in 2004.

2. He holds Republican ideals.
by A Discount Brick November 28, 2004
One who cuases almost %50 of this nations problems.
(For the cause of the other %50 see: Democrat)
Watch they say the same things and then say their ideas have more merrit, simply due to the name of their party.
by Wooooo December 15, 2002
Typically a person who believes that:
1)The 2nd Amendment of the Constitution takes precidence over the rest of the Constitution.
2)The rich should be tax-exempt, and that the middle and lower classes should have to foot the bill, also, a person who bitches when an under-funded government agency is unable to carry out its assigned task.
3)Thinks that programs such as welfare, medicare/medicaid and minimum wage are unconstitutional and should be banned.
4)Labels everything and everyone they disagree with as being "Communist" or "Anti-American" or "French."
I'm filthy-stinking rich! How dare you expect me to pay taxes!
by Hu$tla' $teve September 02, 2003
A political party that tries to push its Christian beliefs onto the American people, even though we have a sepaation of church and state.

Furthemore, they support war without knowing all the facts, which cost innocent lives in the process.
You can recommend this for deletion all you want, but whichever way you look at it, the repubicans are bigots, and homophobes, and war hungry people.

Unless that's the kind of thing you like.
by jacksonville October 05, 2004
1. A group of bible thumping fuckwits who believe that white christian males are the only things that matter in the world. They will lie and cheat in order to get what they want. They are always racist and blame everything on the democratic leaders who were in office before, and then claim responsibility for every good thing that happens.

2. A racist white male.

3. An undereducated american who loves to hate minorities and scam and lie.

4. A Jackass
"n*ggers are 12% of the population, who the hell cares"

-Rush Limbaugh, prominent republican leader.
by SdLvX January 03, 2005

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